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What can I say about Marsha?

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She's a handful, a lot of work, a lot of
fun, preposterous, presumptuous,

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perfectly imperfect.

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I don't know. To be honest, I'm not
really sure how I got here or where is

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here exactly.

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Maybe I'll start where most good stories
start.

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So I was a little buzzed in Amsterdam
and I think I said, Gosh, you girls

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sound like you're having fun.

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Oh my God, we're having so much fun.
Don't mind her.

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And one thing led to another and...

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Can I see you tonight? I'm working. You
know what? Do you mind coming down? I've

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got to be on camera in 10 minutes. You
work in TV?

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That's great. I'm an entertainment
lawyer.

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I'm really not a bad guy.

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Good. Okay, well, bye.

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I hope to see you again.

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But my plans, along with those of about
9 billion others, got a little

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interrupted.

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Yep, COVID.

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So Marshall went to live in Hawaii.

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I stayed in Amsterdam, and honestly, I
thought it was over.

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I found out later that she was still
thinking about me and that she and her

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sister were hatching up a plan.

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What? Don't dial endangering me. I hate
that.

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I just want my own life back.

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I just want Arnold.

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All right, my head is going to freaking
explode.

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Call Arnold.

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Invite him to Hawaii. If you don't, I'm
going to board a plane, come out there

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and slap you and fly home.

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Really? You fly out here to see me?

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Bye. They somehow convinced me to travel
during the lockdown.

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I like to think that I was wisely
precautious.

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Marsha didn't. I just got your text. I'm
on the way to the airport.

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Yeah, my flight got in early. I didn't
want to stay in a public place.

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So you're walking the road all by
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Uh, yep.

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No,

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no. Great to see you, but six feet
distancing.

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You didn't fly this far to quarantine.

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Well, those are the rules.

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Nice hair.

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But you did the COVID test.

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Yeah, but I flew in a plane.

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When did complicity become virtuous?

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You're not wearing two masks, are you?

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Yep.

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Never even took them off to eat or
drink.

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But wait, that was like eight hours.

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But I am pretty thirsty and hungry.

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But I never had to use the airplane
bathroom, though.

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Have you come here to sit in a room for
14 days?

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Hey, we'll make this work.

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Now what's wrong?

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I'm going to sit in the back for safety.

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Well, I was there with her, but not
actually with her. I even got to find

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out a little bit about what she's been
doing for the last 20 years or so. New

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York City, it was the 1980s, and I was a
lifestyle reporter.

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Hi, we're here in New York to ask about
love in America. We're finding out what

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is the truth behind love. I guess she
had a show.

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Live from the Starlight Room, San
Francisco's very own late night show

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with Marsha Kimpins.

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I want to hear that rock and roll!

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There were a few shows.

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Here we go!

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Welcome to the Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
show. A little insight into my life,

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kind of reality, comedy, rock and roll.
I'm not sure how I ended up on reality

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TV, but I am. Or more specifically, a
seemingly unending series of breakdowns,

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tirades. And whatever this is.

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I found with this stupid reality TV
show. Cut, cut, cut.

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You can't say that. This is reality TV.
Yeah, but this is my reality. So why

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can't I say the truth?

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To understand her, I had a lot of
catching up to do. Welcome to Late Night

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on Planet M from Amsterdam.

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But she made one thing abundantly clear.

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Her dream was to get back to doing her
very own late night show. Welcome to

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Planet M.

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I'm your host. The internet interview
show, right?

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Yes.

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No, I want to hear you say it. Say that
you know that Planet M is not a real

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place and that it's a set that you do
your internet talk show from.

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Zach, of course I understand that.

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Okay, let's take it from the top.
Thanks, Zach. That's a great idea. Back

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to the story at hand.

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We were in Hawaii, Marsha, me, and a
mask.

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You know, let's just take a deep breath.

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Do you smell the ocean?

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I smell my breath.

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Can you take off that mask?

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It smells amazing.

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God's grace. I mean, look at this.

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But that vacation didn't last long.

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I quickly realized that although we had
gotten to know each other a lot in a

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very little amount of time, that I
wasn't ready to make a commitment and

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that her life had a destiny of its own.
This is beyond stunning.

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Makes you want to move here, right?
Yeah, it is beautiful.

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I don't know. I feel bad saying that I
miss seeing people.

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I miss my show.

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I wonder, are we ever going to travel
again?

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Are we ever going to see a Broadway
show?

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Are we ever going to go to the movie
theater?

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Hey, this too shall pass.

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In the meantime, how about I make you
some breakfast?

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Brighten you up.

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Okay.

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Hi,

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Martin. Marsha, how are you? Ready to
get back to work.

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That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Listen, I have an idea for a spin-off of

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a Amsterdam show.

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It's called An American Abroad.

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How do you feel about being hired to
travel the world?

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I say that's pure joy.

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So she went off and did her show while I
kept being a lawyer and trying to forget

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about her.

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Spoiler, I couldn't.

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Oh, and this is her other house in Aspen
and her best friend, Jen.

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And a big mess that she made.

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Oh, my God.

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How am I going to get this done?

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There'll be plenty of those.

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Hey, you.

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You ready to travel the world? I'm ready
to travel the world, but I'm not ready

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to get that flight.

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Let's take a walk, okay?

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I'm going to be on that plane for 15
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You didn't mention anything.

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You look amazing.

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I lost the pandemic tent.

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Arnold's not coming on the trip.

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What?

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A free trip around the world with you?
This guy's got a problem, Marcia. You

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better dump him and then just give me
his number.

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No, he's scared like everybody is to
travel. I just hope he awakens to it.

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I know.

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You can't change a man.

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So she set off on her new show, An
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Her first stop was Cappadocia, Turkey.

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We're at Love Valley in Cappadocia,
Turkey.

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It's pretty cool. You know why? Because
everybody gets married here.

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They come here if they're in love. She
had work to do, but I like to think I

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was still in her thoughts. You look
around, the rocks really make you think

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about one thing.

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Oh, my God. Hey, are you a tourist? Are
you guys on a honeymoon?

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No. Are you in love?

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Yes. Okay.

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Well, you're in the right place. We're
with a real Cappadocian. As I

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understand, you were born in a cave and
you live in a cave.

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Of course. I can't believe these caves
are 2,000 to 4,000 years old.

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Of course, yes. We are the cavemen.

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We got a real live caveman. Did you guys
hear that? How are you? You look really

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interesting. I want to tell you I love
you, and you look like you're very, very

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smart. You're not just a camel. You
don't smoke cigarettes, right?

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I'm Marcia Kempton here in Love Valley,
Cappadocia, Turkey.

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Did we get it?

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Yep, that's it. Okay.

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Moving on, right? Yeah. No, I want to
take a picture for Arnold.

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I can take a picture of you.

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Yeah, totally.

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I'm a camera guy. That's what I do.

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I got a brilliant idea. You gotta pose
like this.

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You're a plane, and you're flying around
this whole place. Trust me. You gotta

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have your mouth open.

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Yeah!

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Come on, Marsha. Keep it classy.

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Nevertheless, she kept on her adventure
and even found some new ways to keep her

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spirits high.

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I'm gonna live, right?

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Oh my God, oh my God, I just got a phone
call. Is that okay?

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Of course, okay.

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Take your call. It's the guy I really
like. I never talk on a balloon in

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Cappadocia. Okay, hold on.

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Arnold? Hey, what's going on?

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Oh my God, I'm on a balloon in
Cappadocia.

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Okay, I'm sorry, you can't hear me. I'm
on a balloon in Cappadocia.

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It's a lot of fire in a balloon. We've
gone up to about 1,000 feet right now. I

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would say I'm 10 feet. I got 100
balloons behind me. Can you believe

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that? So cool.

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Arnold, can I call you later? I mean,
I'm working.

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Can you believe I'm working? Can you
believe this is my job, Arnold?

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I love it. But hey, I've been thinking
maybe I should come.

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What? Did you just say you want to come?

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Okay, nobody jumps out of a balloon when
they find out something really exciting

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is happening in their life.

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Arnold, you're here.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. You boarded the plane.

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You got the turkey.

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You're an adventuresome guy.

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I'm just so excited you're here.

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Yeah, I know. I got your text.

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What text?

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You trying to tell me something?

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Thank God that was the cameraman. He's
such a jokester.

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So, I got to help her make her show. We
had a ton of fun.

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And I even got to go on another balloon
ride with her. This time, in person.

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Then the quirks came out.

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I found out later that she was more than
a little self-conscious about our age

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difference. It didn't bother me, but
along the way she was trying to cope in

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her own Marta sort of way.

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Apparently she bought some magical
hair-thickening claw device that she

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became convinced needed to be applied
somewhere around every ten minutes. What

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are you looking at?

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Just looking at you.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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Food jam?

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Bon appetit.

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Oh, Amory, I love your hotel. It's so
great.

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Do you need any help? No.

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Oh, my God. What happened?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh.

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If this feels like a bit much, just
imagine how I felt sitting there that

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night. I'd love to pretend this was the
last time she obsessed about something I

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just didn't understand.

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But then that would be a lie.

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Looking good.

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Oh, thank you.

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What have you been doing in the
bathroom?

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Don't worry about it.

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And that was a wrap for Cappadocia.

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After that, we took a quick flight to
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I was thrilled to be traveling with
Marsh on this trip, but I wasn't used to

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so much travel.

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Jet lag is real. Oh, man, this place is
incredible.

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You don't seem that excited.

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Gosh, travel takes a lot out of you.
Okay, well, I have a solution for that.

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Okay, crew, we're taking a brief second.

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to stop, to do our pick-me-up. You
ready?

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Let's do it!

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What is happening?

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You need to join. Come on.

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So after you take a boat ride, you come
to Sufil Ahmed, you go to a great

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restaurant, there's one thing missing
left in Istanbul that you have to do.

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You gotta get the baklava!

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It's amazing!

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Hi. Hi.

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How are you doing? Do you want to talk
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I guess you don't speak English. Okay,
sorry. So what's your favorite thing

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about Turkey?

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History, everything.

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The culture, the food.

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Absolutely, yeah. Any tourists over
there want to come over for my reality

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show to try to get travel going?

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Don't all jump up and roam over.

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Is that your wife? No, that's my wife
right over there. Okay, come on on.

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Sure. Come on, my wife. Another
beautiful place. And the food?

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Oh, my gosh.

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Come up.

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Kebab. Kebab.

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Everybody's having a kebab.

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Kebab here. Kebab here. Kebab here. I
finally had enough kebabs. I think I'm

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over the kebab. But you know what I'm
not over? It's the baklava. I love the

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baklava. Pretty special. It's exotic.

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It's erotic. The food's great. The
people are wonderful.

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You feel so safe. Is there anything?
There's nothing I could say wrong about

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Turkey. What made you feel so excited to
get on a plane and come to beautiful

258
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Turkey? This is actually my first time,
and I have to say it's just mesmerizing

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to realize the history that comes out of
this country.

260
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Yeah. It's amazing. And the people are
so kind. People are really kind. You

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feel so safe.

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Absolutely. You got it. You got it. You
got it. Oh, my God.

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It's fun to watch. You're really funny.
Thank you.

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I got you a little something.

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No.

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What? You said you liked it. I love
baklava.

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I need to get rid of it. Will you hide
it, please?

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I can see it over there.

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Just go away and eat it, please.

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I already have some.

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Just eat it.

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Thank you.

273
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If I even have one, then I end up having
ten.

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Okay? It's not good. You know what? You
need to take notes about all my

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problems. I'm serious.

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Take out a phone. I mean, I've got some
issues.

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Yeah, I was just joking.

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Starving now that you brought that
baklava. Let's go eat.

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The whirling dervishes were founded in
the 13th century by the Mevlevi Sufi

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order. Whirling is a learned skill that
is promising eternal life and a way to

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get closer to God. During the Ottoman
Empire, the dervishes had the greatest

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influence on the social, political, and
economic infrastructure.

283
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Hmm, what is that?

284
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These are my stetzer filters that kind
of help get rid of the dirty

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electricity. Then I've got to make, we
don't want the phone near the bed, so I

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have an alarm here, so we don't have to
use the phone.

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Oh, and this, this helps me make
decisions.

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It goes back and forth, let's just see.

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Should we go to Greece?

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Should we go to Greece?

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So that's yes.

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Well, don't we have to for the show? I
mean, oh my God, do you see how it's

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going in a circle? It's not sure if we
should go to Greece.

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Oh my God!

295
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Oh, my God, I can't even deal. We have
to go to Greece. Okay, let me show you

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what else I have.

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Just in case you want to catch up on
what I'm doing, 99 tips on EMF. And then

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I have a candle.

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It's only beeswax because you don't want
chemicals. Didn't realize you were so

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into this stuff.

301
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:51,870
Okay, this onyx pyramid ends up
absorbing all the EMF. Okay. How does

302
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:55,690
that work? Well, just all the
electricity and the Wi-Fi goes in there.

303
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There's more?

304
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,110
Yeah. The final thing is this.

305
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So this, you can actually stand on it.
If you don't want any EMS, you can walk

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around the city and make sure it
protects you.

307
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,079
But I put it underneath my pillow every
night.

308
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:20,339
It just protects you? Yeah, and then
this takes the, it's a thousand-year-old

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cedar. It takes away all the
nanoparticles.

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They cut down a thousand-year-old tree
to make that stuff?

311
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Yeah. How come you never busted all this
stuff out in Lanai or Cappadocia?

312
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Because you'd think I was strange.

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And I got you one of these. It's a
tinfoil hat.

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Just in case none of this works, I wear
this to that.

315
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Are you serious?

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You can join me.

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You don't want to have electricity in
your body or Wi-Fi. It's not healthy. It

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causes cancer.

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I think I'll be okay with everything
else that you got set up here. You think

320
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,840
this is sexy?

321
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,490
Not really.

322
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,430
I guess I'll sleep with you anyways.

323
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:01,770
I'll take.

324
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,410
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't do that
before. That would have been really

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creepy.

326
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,370
You like me.

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00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,570
Sorry.

328
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,279
Just finished.

329
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,060
Got to get some work done while I'm
here.

330
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Look at the sunrise.

331
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Gosh. Beautiful.

332
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,120
Coffee? Would you like some?

333
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,880
When you're in Turkey, you've got to try
the coffee.

334
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,080
You know what else you have to try?

335
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,400
Psychics that read the grounds of the
coffee. I'm going to arrange it for the

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show. No.

337
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,720
Why not?

338
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Because we came to learn about history
and culture, not fantasy.

339
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,240
It's all a part of the history.

340
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,500
I'm having a guide set it up.

341
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,520
All right. Great.

342
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,620
I had no idea what I was getting into
being with someone who was on TV.

343
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:05,760
Hi, Verna. I heard you're one of the
greatest psychics in Istanbul.

344
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,020
Just one of them.

345
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,840
Okay, well, I've been to 100 psychics,
but I've never had any kind of reading

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where it's coffee.

347
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,980
I'm going to get set up. Okay.

348
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,660
100 psychics?

349
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,920
Yeah. Do you have a problem with
psychics? I dated a girl years ago.

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She saw a psychic, and then we
mysteriously broke up. Nothing's going

351
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to happen to us. Don't worry about that.
I've got to do the TV segment.

352
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,020
Set, and action. I'm so excited.

353
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,020
This is the ancient tradition of
tatiography.

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And as you drink the coffee, you have to
try and get in the right frame of mind

355
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for fortune telling.

356
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,380
You're going to drink the coffee.

357
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And as you drink it, the fine ground
sediments are going to fall to the

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bottom of the cup.

359
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,600
Okay, I'm going to turn the cup over,
and you're going to turn it around your

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head three times.

361
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Oh, other way.

362
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Okay.

363
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:06,480
You're a global traveler, and this TV
show is going to be a huge hit.

364
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,860
Great. Put your finger in.

365
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,080
That's it.

366
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920
What's your question?

367
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,000
Am I going to marry Arnold?

368
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:20,959
Yes.

369
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,380
Okay, okay, enough of this.

370
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,180
I don't want... Sorry.

371
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,380
I don't like it. I get that you want
this for your segment, but I don't want

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00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,620
any part of my life on TV.

373
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:31,759
Not a problem.

374
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,500
Um, we're gonna get a new coffee. This
one's got a blemish.

375
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,520
Because only unblemished coffee can
predict marriages.

376
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,180
Arnold, you're insulting ancient
tradition.

377
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,460
I don't want anyone predicting if I'm
going to marry or not, or... Okay, we'll

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00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,540
talk about this later. I'm not ready to
propose.

379
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,290
Marsha, are we ready to move on?

380
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:57,530
Yes. So, you're going to need to drink
the second coffee so that

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I can do a new reading. Turn it over and
you will turn it around your head three

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00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:01,910
times again.

383
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:07,410
I don't know what you see in there. I
have to say.

384
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:12,150
It says you're going to get married very
soon.

385
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:15,450
Actually, you're going to have two
marriage proposals.

386
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,910
What? Mm-hmm.

387
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:22,470
And one is a Libra, and the other is a
Pisces.

388
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,270
A Pisces?

389
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,530
Mm-hmm.

390
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:31,870
I'm sorry.

391
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,930
I can't believe you asked if we were
going to get married.

392
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:39,110
You know, I just did it to make the TV
good. You know, it's good TV.

393
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:43,230
Yeah, but with everyone there and all
the cameras running... I'm used to being

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00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:47,430
on TV, and I know you're not. So I
shouldn't have done that. Thank you.

395
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,430
Random subject. No particular reason.

396
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:53,510
What's your birthday?

397
00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:55,270
March 14th. What?

398
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:56,550
You're a Pisces.

399
00:21:57,210 --> 00:22:02,110
I don't see astrology as a science, but
enlighten me. What's your sign?

400
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,370
I have to go.

401
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,750
Jacob! Dad!

402
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,070
Call me!

403
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:16,510
Should I date a Pisces or should I not?
No, let's see.

404
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:17,910
Should I date a Pisces?

405
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,470
Yes. Oh, my God. Okay, that's okay.

406
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,670
Oh, my God. It's changing.

407
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,050
It's changing.

408
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:26,950
It's about time.

409
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:31,110
What's up? It's 4 a.m. He wants to know
my sign, Kat.

410
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,890
So? He doesn't know I'm on the cusp.

411
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,590
You're calling me to process you're a
cusp baby.

412
00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:39,690
I just read that the cusp dates changed.

413
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:43,430
And the psychic said I was going to
marry a Libra or a Pisces.

414
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:49,370
Tell him I'm sure Arnold's not going to
care that you're on the cusp. Yeah, that

415
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:52,430
makes it worse. I thought you were my
sister and would understand my

416
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:56,690
struggles. Just tell him. I'm sure he'll
be fine with it. But if I'm a Capricorn,

417
00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:01,130
as every recent chart says, I don't get
along with Pisces. Just give him a

418
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,530
chance and let me sleep.

419
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:05,030
These relationships always end, Kat.

420
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:08,170
When you know something's going to end,
you start looking for the signs.

421
00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:12,610
Well, you'll know by the end of your
trip. Just take a breath, tell him, and

422
00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:13,610
you'll feel better.

423
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,160
What's going on? You're gone a long
time.

424
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,900
I have to tell you something.

425
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,820
What happened? What's wrong?

426
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,700
I'm a cuss baby.

427
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,320
What's that?

428
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,760
I feel so much better now that I got
that off my chest.

429
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,260
Got what?

430
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:37,440
I don't know. I'm a cuss baby. So I'm
either six hours into Capricorn, but

431
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,260
they changed the calendar on me. And now
I could be a Sagittarius and the whole

432
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,780
thing won't work. So I need to be a
Capricorn and not a Sagittarius for this

433
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,780
to work.

434
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:53,790
So the cusp is where the astrological
side changes. Yeah, and they've changed

435
00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:54,830
the calendar recently.

436
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:59,570
Well, just be whatever you want to be.
It's not that simple. I believe in

437
00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,390
astrology. I've been studying it for
years.

438
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:04,850
Decide that you're a Sagittarius. They
can't decide either, so... But the

439
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:07,050
psychic said I was going to get two
marriage proposals.

440
00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:11,590
One from a Pisces and one from a Libra.
Okay, first the psychic tells you that

441
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:12,590
we're going to get married.

442
00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:15,930
And now you're telling me that we can't
stay together because of...

443
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,080
astrological incompatibility.

444
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,560
I really like you, Arnold.

445
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,980
I think you should start looking for a
Libra.

446
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,420
I'm just going to go take a walk.

447
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,700
Hey, man. Where's Marsha?

448
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,780
There's so many eccentricities, Alan.

449
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,510
Yeah, she's pretty crazy.

450
00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:49,450
Kind of what makes her awesome.

451
00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:52,170
I don't know if I can handle it.

452
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:59,310
Yeah, you just gotta ask yourself, do I
want a boring life or an exciting one,

453
00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:00,370
you know?

454
00:25:01,090 --> 00:25:02,090
That's how I get through.

455
00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:12,890
I thought about it all and kind of came
to a conclusion.

456
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:18,500
If being fake in a relationship is bad,
then being genuine is good. And it was

457
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:23,180
up to me to realize that for all her
quirks, Marsha was being very genuine

458
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,720
with me. And it's hard to fault her for
that.

459
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
You ready for bed?

460
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,240
Yeah.

461
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,740
Thanks for joining me.

462
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:50,360
The trip was progressing at a rapid
pace, so I started a journal in order to

463
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:54,820
always be able to remember how it felt
in the moment. And before I knew it, we

464
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:59,000
were off to Hydra, Greece, a small and
captivating island just outside of

465
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,740
Athens. Hi, I'm Marcia Kimpton in Hydra,
Greece, named after the sea-dwelling,

466
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,100
mythological monster, Hydra. In the 15th
century, everybody had to leave the

467
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:13,100
island because the pirates took over.
But now it's the hot spot for the rich

468
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,079
and famous.

469
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,120
And the only way to get here is by boat,
and the only way to get around is by

470
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,300
donkey. So let's check out heaven on
earth.

471
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,300
Petros! Marcia, welcome.

472
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680
Good to see you.

473
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,740
So long. I'm so glad we can finally come
to Hydra. This is Arnold.

474
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:36,920
Hi, Arnold. How are you doing? He's
practically the mayor and has such great

475
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,200
hotels. Thank you so much.

476
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:43,300
Hold up, hold up. Did I mention that
Marcia likes wine, like, a lot?

477
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:46,930
Is it possible that I've been telling
this story for like half an hour and

478
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,050
that hasn't even come up yet?

479
00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:50,870
Wow, this is beautiful.

480
00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:56,130
Wow. When I first came to Hydra at 21, I
did not stay in a room this nice.

481
00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:59,050
Oh, no.

482
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:00,890
Is that bad wine?

483
00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:04,550
It's my favorite wine. How could Petros
do this to me?

484
00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:07,890
Terrible. Yeah, I can't stop drinking
it.

485
00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,730
I'm happy to help make some disappear.

486
00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:18,770
There's more in the minibar. Those
bottles are smaller. That's not a

487
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:22,970
problem. No, that means there's
unlimited wine in this hotel. Why did

488
00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:24,890
Petros change the wine list?

489
00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:26,650
Don't buy it.

490
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:31,150
Easy for you to say. You live
moderately. I don't.

491
00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:36,050
I can't believe it. On top of it all,
it's even cheaper than home. Half the

492
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:41,300
price. This just gets worse and worse.
Back home in America, I spend $90 on

493
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:44,360
this bottle, so therefore I can only
have it twice a week because it's so

494
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:50,400
expensive. So it's 45 here times 2 times
52 weeks.

495
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,060
I've been spending $4,680 more.

496
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,720
Can you imagine what I could do with
that money?

497
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,300
Buy more wine? Probably.

498
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:05,990
You want to be on camera. Hello. Are you
Greek?

499
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:07,190
Yes, I'm from here.

500
00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:11,950
So tell me what's special about Hydra.
Special, I think, is the view. You know,

501
00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:13,490
it's a very traditional island.

502
00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:14,970
The mayor!

503
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,070
The mayor!

504
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,010
The mayor is here. Oh, my God.

505
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,770
As you can see, it's a car-free island.
There are no motorbikes.

506
00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:24,650
And it's a traditional island. As it was
back in the 19th century, it's exactly

507
00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:28,670
the same. We feel so wonderful and
healthy here. Here come some tourists.

508
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:29,950
You're American.

509
00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:32,630
Yes. This is called the American Abroad.

510
00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:36,510
Travel TV series, we call it a day.
Please grab a shot.

511
00:28:36,810 --> 00:28:41,470
Thank you, God, for this amazing group.
We are traveling the world doing this

512
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:46,130
amazing reality show to unite the world,
all religions, all cultures.

513
00:28:46,510 --> 00:28:49,930
I feel so blessed to be with this
brilliant group. I want to make sure

514
00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:52,930
we're safe, we're healthy, all our
families are healthy.

515
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:58,370
And my God, look at Hedra. What a
blessing it is to be here today. There

516
00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,049
we go.

517
00:28:59,050 --> 00:29:00,050
That's prayer yet.

518
00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,270
We should do prayers like that again.

519
00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:07,030
Okay. With the shot?

520
00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:12,150
Yeah. Okay, thank you. And I get 50% off
if I become a minister.

521
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:16,790
You? Yeah, when I buy my wine. Yeah, I
saw it with the Greek minister.

522
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:20,290
He was getting his wine off, so I
thought, you know what? When I get home,

523
00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:25,010
the wine's not going to be the same
price anymore, so why not apply? It's so

524
00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:27,390
easy. You just buy online. You become a
minister overnight.

525
00:29:28,090 --> 00:29:30,010
Silly me. I thought she was joking.

526
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:31,770
Hey, come on. What are you doing?

527
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:33,140
I'm becoming a minister.

528
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,160
On your phone?

529
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:39,520
Yeah, it is so simple. You just fill out
the form, pay it, and I didn't have any

530
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,540
time before the service.

531
00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:45,560
That wasn't a service. That was your
normal prayer with wine.

532
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:48,200
No, because we added the wine, it was a
service.

533
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,940
Adding wine to your prayer doesn't make
it a service.

534
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,100
No, if you were a minister, you'd
understand.

535
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,880
You're not a minister.

536
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:58,640
Right now I am.

537
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,420
Congratulations, you are now a minister.

538
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,040
I stand corrected.

539
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:16,320
Hi, I'm Marcia Kimpton for the American
Abroad Travel TV series, and I'm here in

540
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,279
Hydra, Greece.

541
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,240
Isn't this absolutely spectacular?

542
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:24,540
Well, guess what? This is where Jackie
Owen in the 70s and Leonard Cohen made

543
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:28,960
many of his brilliant songs. It's one of
those places that are so special because

544
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,959
there are...

545
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,120
No cars. You have to take a donkey ride.

546
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,040
So come to Hydra. Great.

547
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,820
That was wonderful. I'm not sure about
the ending there. No, that was nice.

548
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:40,800
Okay. Well, I've been thinking about
what you said.

549
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,260
And maybe it was a little bit unethical
to become a minister.

550
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:51,800
Now I'm thinking that if I just take all
my wine purchases and apply it towards

551
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,380
hiding, then I'm okay, right?

552
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400
That's fine.

553
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,860
Guys, this has been a long day, okay?

554
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,000
I'm ready to dive in this ocean.

555
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,260
What are you doing?

556
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,880
They don't have my favorite wine.

557
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,960
You could have just went somewhere else.
You've got to be kidding. Look at this

558
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,140
view. It's beautiful.

559
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,160
And you can't enjoy it without your...

560
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,640
Bag of wine. It wouldn't be the perfect
moment.

561
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,120
I think it's pretty darn perfect.

562
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,780
Yeah, but it wouldn't be perfect if I
didn't have the perfect wine.

563
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,960
I guess you can't understand because
you're so content.

564
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,060
It's not a competition.

565
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:40,900
I'm not trying to say it's a
competition. I'm just trying to explain

566
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,320
to you why I need the perfect wine.

567
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,500
Cheers. No.

568
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:55,200
I'm so sorry. Did you not want any more
wine? No, no, no. It's just that I'm

569
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,200
trying to...

570
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,199
Peace myself.

571
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,500
Thank you. So sorry.

572
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,720
I'll get a towel.

573
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:03,620
You had to pull your glass away. You're
going to ruin my perfect wine.

574
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:05,320
Just drink the Greek.

575
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:06,419
It's not that bad.

576
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:10,020
It's not that easy, okay? You don't know
anything about wine.

577
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,520
I don't like doing this. It's exciting.

578
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:14,080
It makes you feel like you're a rebel.

579
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,380
I am not.

580
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,040
That's true. Can you please just don't
embarrass me and get caught?

581
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,740
I've done this so many times, it's like
I'm an expert.

582
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,420
Kind of like a professional.

583
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,140
Professional wine smuggler.

584
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:31,380
Thank you. You were really quick.

585
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:32,620
Thank you.

586
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,180
It's not like we're not paying for the
grape wine.

587
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,780
He's watching us.

588
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,220
He's a waiter. That's his job.

589
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,060
No. He knows what we're doing. He's
buying them.

590
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,900
I'll pour you some of yours out.

591
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:50,700
No, I want to drink it.

592
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,120
No, but he's going to figure out the
wine bottle's not going down. Stop

593
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,200
adding ice to yours, and then he won't
notice that your glass is actually going

594
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,720
up. I don't like it warm. It won't be a
perfect moment anymore. You own this

595
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,860
one. This is on you.

596
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720
Hey, what are you doing?

597
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,000
You told me to own it. I do this all the
time.

598
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,620
Stop doing that. I'll drink it.

599
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Here.

600
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,880
Faster. Faster.

601
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Are you all right, sir?

602
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,700
Yeah. It's really good wine.

603
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:28,840
Can't stop drinking it. I noticed your
wine glass never goes down. Are you

604
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,840
unhappy with your selection?

605
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:30,639
Oh, no.

606
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,360
No, it's great. It's just, um, it's ice.

607
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,620
You know, it's melty.

608
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,100
Yep.

609
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
That's what ice does.

610
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,500
Okay.

611
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,160
Let me know if you need anything.

612
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,439
Thank you.

613
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,000
So now we've resorted to wine.

614
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480
It's a white lie.

615
00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:50,410
White wine, real life. I'm trying not to
hurt him. I mean, Greek wine is not as

616
00:33:50,410 --> 00:33:51,410
good as French wine.

617
00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:53,230
I need a little bit more.

618
00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:54,770
I

619
00:33:54,770 --> 00:34:08,150
can't

620
00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:09,150
do this right now.

621
00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:13,949
What are you doing?

622
00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:16,030
I'm going to get a cup of coffee.

623
00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:17,770
The ferry leaves in five minutes.

624
00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:20,530
I know, but I don't do lines. They make
me really anxious.

625
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:21,870
Don't do lines?

626
00:34:22,449 --> 00:34:23,670
You're the guy from last night.

627
00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:26,030
A cup of coffee with cream, please.

628
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,550
Marsha, we have to get the ferry.

629
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:33,190
I don't do lines. I haven't done them in
20 years.

630
00:34:33,429 --> 00:34:34,429
Are you serious?

631
00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:36,770
Yeah, dead on. I have never heard of
this.

632
00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:38,370
Well, have you met anybody like me?

633
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,179
No, never.

634
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,400
It's just my thing.

635
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:45,340
I mean, it's like you look for other
people's socks underneath hotel

636
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:49,659
bedrooms. I don't do lines. I wasn't
looking for... Okay, those are two

637
00:34:49,659 --> 00:34:53,820
completely different things. We're going
to miss the ferret. No, you can just go

638
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:56,179
stand over there at the line, and I'll
meet you in a minute.

639
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,100
Nope. They're starting to board.

640
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Look, come on, just skip the coffee.

641
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,020
There's still a line. I can't do it.
Yes, you can.

642
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,720
No, I'm going to break my 20-year
streak.

643
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:06,920
It's bad luck.

644
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,140
Nothing is going to happen if you break
your streak.

645
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,320
It'll be fine. I've survived this long.

646
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,940
Post office, grocery stores, DMV. How do
you do anything?

647
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:19,700
It did make it difficult living in New
York City. I'd see the line, walk in,

648
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,860
walk out. So I actually had to hire
someone.

649
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,160
Who does that?

650
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,300
People do.

651
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,180
Oh, gosh, great. Thank you.

652
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,620
Can you get the bill, please? We've got
to go. No, we don't have time for this.

653
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,380
Just leave cash on the table. Do you
have cash?

654
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,860
I don't. And there's still a line.

655
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,800
Four people is the line? Yeah.

656
00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:38,070
It's a matter of perception.

657
00:35:38,290 --> 00:35:42,250
Look, they're all on now. We're going
to... Here we go. We don't have time for

658
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:46,910
that. Can you please hurry? The entire
country is slow-paced. What can I say?

659
00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:50,110
Not the ferry.

660
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,030
Oh, my God.

661
00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:53,530
I'm so sorry.

662
00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:55,250
I'm so sorry.

663
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:59,750
That was not my intention. I didn't try
to miss the ferry. I just don't do

664
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,530
lines. I hope the coffee's really good.

665
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,890
Let's see if Petros can get us another
room, okay?

666
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,770
That was a long night. I was obviously
frustrated.

667
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:13,190
I'm a guy that likes to have a plan and
execute it. But Marsha has a way of

668
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:14,089
redeeming herself.

669
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:17,890
And it's usually because she's generous
and spontaneous.

670
00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:21,370
We are not missing the ferry again,
Marsha. I've got this completely solved.

671
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:24,550
Hey, crew, follow me. Please, just
follow me.

672
00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:28,250
Welcome to the Joker.

673
00:36:30,590 --> 00:36:32,370
You rented a yacht.

674
00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:33,570
Yeah.

675
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,310
How did you afford this?

676
00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:36,930
I wiped out my savings.

677
00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:39,210
Why would you do that?

678
00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:42,830
Because the crew has been working so
hard, and they all had to be crammed

679
00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:46,170
into one room last night. Plus, there's
no lines at the Joker.

680
00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:51,550
So you wiped out your savings for your
crew, and so you wouldn't have to stand

681
00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:52,049
in line.

682
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:54,470
Exactly. I didn't want to break a
20-year streak.

683
00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:56,650
Okay, come on.

684
00:36:57,670 --> 00:36:58,670
So excited!

685
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,460
Hey. Upgrade, huh?

686
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Going for the expensive stuff.

687
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:17,560
My favorite wine didn't make it.

688
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:19,620
Going to be able to handle it?

689
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,460
Yeah.

690
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,920
Because it's truly perfect.

691
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,720
Wow.

692
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:35,880
Across the sea and over the waves, her
show took us to another island paradise.

693
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:40,060
I tried to get in my remote work when I
could, but who would want to work in a

694
00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:43,160
place like this? We are here in Patmos,
Greece, where St.

695
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:47,900
John wrote the Book of Revelations right
here on this island, one of the most

696
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:52,560
spiritual places on planet Earth. And
everyone knows the beaches in Greece are

697
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:58,820
amazing, especially in Patmos. From the
monastery to the town below me, Skala.

698
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,240
This is the jewel of the Aegean. Come
along for the ride of a lifetime.

699
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,160
I'm Marcia Kimpton for American Abroad.

700
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,920
Now we're going to take a nap.

701
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,520
That was great. We got it.

702
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,440
You need some sleep.

703
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,460
That's what they say, eight hours a day.

704
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:31,760
That's important. Lack of sleep can lead
to health troubles. That's a problem.

705
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,200
Society keeps on saying that I need
eight hours of sleep, and that stresses

706
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,320
me out. Sleep stresses you out.

707
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:38,540
Yeah.

708
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,160
I just wish I had narcolepsy.

709
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,380
I don't think you do.

710
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,640
Yes, I do.

711
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,900
Oh, God, I'm tired.

712
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,780
Narcolepsy?

713
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,080
All right, Marcia, ready to go?

714
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,040
No. Oh, what's wrong?

715
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,700
Look at my hair.

716
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:09,780
What's wrong with it? What's wrong with
it? I went to a great hairstylist, and

717
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,040
she made my hair my age.

718
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,360
I don't even know your age.

719
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:14,860
You're never going to know my age.

720
00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,940
But now I have to act my age.

721
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:20,220
Have you ever seen my hair like this?

722
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,100
Looks like the 80s. Oh, great!

723
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:29,700
Hi, I'm Marcia Kimpton for American
Abroad, and I'm right in the center town

724
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,700
square of Scala in Patmos, and we're
interviewing all these tourists from all

725
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,940
around the world, and we finally found
some great people, so they're willing to

726
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:40,500
go on camera with us. Tell me what you
think is so special about this island.

727
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,180
Marvelous. It's amazing.

728
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,840
It's a unique island in the idea.

729
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:48,540
You know about the history of St. John
here?

730
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,800
Not much. Okay, so St. John came here.
He was completely exiled for following

731
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,140
Christ. And he ended up alchemizing the
island. It really, really, you feel

732
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:00,750
stoned. All the time. Do you feel
stoned?

733
00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:05,310
Not really. How about no hangovers? I
don't get any hangovers on this island.

734
00:40:05,430 --> 00:40:06,870
Have you gotten a hangover? Not really.

735
00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:08,470
Oh, good. Have you drank?

736
00:40:08,770 --> 00:40:09,770
Yes. Okay.

737
00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:14,150
And you've been to the cave, right? The
cave? No, I haven't. He hasn't been to

738
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:14,788
the cave!

739
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:18,290
He hasn't been to the cave! I've been to
the cave so many times, I will never go

740
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:22,430
into a cave again. My boyfriend, Arnold,
I told him I'm done with caves. I mean,

741
00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,610
caves could fall in in five seconds.

742
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:28,370
Do you feel how kind of special it is
about St. John at all?

743
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,680
Do you feel like it is? It feels really
special, doesn't it?

744
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,280
American abroad!

745
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:36,020
And that's what they are, Americans
abroad.

746
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,900
History, baggage, past relationships,
we've all got our share. Some people

747
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,540
just have a little extra.

748
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,220
I never told you about the guy that I
dated who hunted Burmese pythons? No,

749
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,940
you never mentioned him. Is his top the
Bigfoot researcher?

750
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,040
I didn't date him. It was more of a
liaison.

751
00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:57,050
Couldn't see myself spending time
looking for squash on the weekend.

752
00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:00,370
His dream was to find Bigfoot. Can't
stop on the weekend.

753
00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:01,710
It's called balance.

754
00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:03,550
You ought to look into it.

755
00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:09,870
I dated a flat earther. He set the bar
pretty low.

756
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:11,570
Not in great company.

757
00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:13,070
Slim pickings out there.

758
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:16,990
If a guy believes the earth is flat,
that should be a deal breaker.

759
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:19,630
Have you ever seen a flat earth man?

760
00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:21,370
I only own globes.

761
00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:25,690
There's even a flat earth society with
over a million views.

762
00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,930
They explain what they pretend is a
secret.

763
00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:33,710
If the earth was flat, it would just be
lined with cats pushing stuff off just

764
00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:34,689
to watch it fall.

765
00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,410
Look it up. See what you think.

766
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,720
This is Arnold, and I had to bring him
to my favorite restaurant in Patmos.

767
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Nice to meet you.

768
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:51,560
Nice to meet you, too. Do you have a
table? Of course. Follow me, please.

769
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:58,600
Thank you very much. Oh, that's how

770
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,218
I saw.

771
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,220
Okay.

772
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,780
I'm sorry.

773
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,400
For what?

774
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,460
We passed the mark.

775
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,100
What mark?

776
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:18,020
The mark when you can eat like a slob in
front of your boyfriend.

777
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,320
Okay?

778
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:24,920
Except for the time when I was with Jim
Tanner and I ate three hamburgers just

779
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,560
to spite him. Who was Jim Tanner?

780
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,840
He was my college boyfriend.

781
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,780
I mean, for five years, he was a vegan.

782
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:33,280
He tried to change me. He was one of
those guys.

783
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:35,340
Sure hope I don't become one of those
guys.

784
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,380
No, you're great. You can't be one of
those guys.

785
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:53,720
What are you doing?

786
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,760
That's my metal detector.

787
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,780
What? I just upgraded to a digital one.

788
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,420
No more false signals.

789
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,540
I can spend an entire day on the beach
getting false signals.

790
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,780
You didn't bring that out in Hydra.

791
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:07,680
No good beaches there.

792
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,420
God, I've got to call my sister.

793
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:16,948
What do you want now?

794
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,650
Cat. Why are you answering the call?

795
00:43:19,270 --> 00:43:22,290
You're not supposed to have a phone next
to bed. You're charging your head with

796
00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:26,390
all those microwaves. Did you wake me up
to tell me not to answer my phone? I

797
00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:28,930
expected it to go to voicemail. Well,
I'm awake now.

798
00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:30,130
What's up?

799
00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:32,610
He's one of those guys.

800
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:36,490
Arnold? Yeah, Arnold. Who else would I
be talking about?

801
00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:39,110
We have a long list of one of those
guys.

802
00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:40,690
What did he do that's so annoying?

803
00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:43,950
It's 11-inch coil. Metal detector.

804
00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:45,350
Whatever that's supposed to be.

805
00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,690
scans the beach looking for things that
aren't there.

806
00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:50,370
You gotta be kidding me. I'm dead
serious.

807
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:53,430
He's beeping on the beach right now in
front of everybody.

808
00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:55,730
Yeah, I'm ruining everybody's beach
experience.

809
00:43:56,230 --> 00:44:00,090
Well, tell him to turn the sound off. He
says that takes away his joy.

810
00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:02,690
He brought it all the way from America.

811
00:44:02,990 --> 00:44:04,050
Oh my God.

812
00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:07,650
I'm watching this gorgeous man look for
junk on the beach.

813
00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:08,930
That might be a deal breaker.

814
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:12,010
He can't be my soulmate. My soulmate
would never do this.

815
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,430
Does this mean you're breaking up?

816
00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:18,290
Over a... metal detector. I just have to
accept that this is his thing.

817
00:44:18,510 --> 00:44:22,110
No, Marsha, remember what we said.
Whenever one of us is dating one of

818
00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:25,550
those guys, it's goodbye, sayonara, bon
voyage, dag.

819
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,010
Dag? Yeah, Dutch for goodbye.

820
00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:32,950
Okay, I just have to make an exception
with the one of those guys list.

821
00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:36,970
Marsha, this is going to drive you up
the wall. I say bail now when it's easy.

822
00:44:37,150 --> 00:44:40,730
You've only been dating two months
post-pandemic. I found one of those guys

823
00:44:40,730 --> 00:44:42,630
willing to travel the world.

824
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,280
He has a flexible job.

825
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:49,080
He listens to me, unlike most men. He's
funny, and he thinks I'm funny.

826
00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:50,480
So, no doubt.

827
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:53,600
Then why are you calling me if you
already made up your mind? I made up my

828
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,580
mind right now, talking to you.

829
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:57,860
I'm sticking with him.

830
00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,220
But the beeping?

831
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,320
I don't know. Buy him some headphones.
At least everybody on the beach won't

832
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,380
have to hear. Thank you.

833
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,580
As far as so. Thank you, Val. Muchas
gracias.

834
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,580
Merci. You're not the only linguist in
the family.

835
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:10,780
All right. Bye.

836
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:14,900
Find anything?

837
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:15,920
Find a rock.

838
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,080
I guess that'd work what?

839
00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:21,500
For you, it's free.

840
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,640
The beautiful lady, the rock is free.

841
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:26,100
Charming man.

842
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:40,160
close to this monastery or st john's
cave and i just i'm buzzed naturally i

843
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,420
guess there's no need for you to drink
tonight then oh true but i've got to

844
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:49,140
take you to george's bar it's just he
has the best drink he's an alchemist

845
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:54,480
kind of like a mixologist in america
alchemist is a much much cooler word

846
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:01,460
wait you didn't date this guy did you oh
good then we

847
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,460
can go

848
00:46:10,970 --> 00:46:11,970
Oh, George!

849
00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:14,990
This is Arnold.

850
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:16,310
Nice to meet you.

851
00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:20,830
Nice to meet you, George. Or should I
call you the alchemist? The alchemist. I

852
00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:22,990
like that, but I'll never tell my
secret.

853
00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:25,390
Let's go.

854
00:46:26,490 --> 00:46:28,350
You know, we had some really good
conversation.

855
00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,710
Glenn, we're not talking about your
actor.

856
00:46:31,130 --> 00:46:33,010
I hope my quirks don't get in the way of
that.

857
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:35,030
Quirks are light shining out.

858
00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:36,290
Don't hold them back.

859
00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:37,510
Maybe that's why I like you.

860
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,950
Your quirks are nearly blinding. I don't
have any quirks.

861
00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:42,670
You are high.

862
00:46:45,850 --> 00:46:49,850
Island hopping in Greece was
spectacular, but Marcia told me winery

863
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:54,390
hopping in France was unbelievable, and
I knew now never to get between Marcia

864
00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:55,930
and her wine of choice.

865
00:46:56,250 --> 00:47:00,490
Hi, I'm Marcia Kempton for the American
Abroad TV series, and we're in the world

866
00:47:00,490 --> 00:47:05,470
-famous Borgogna, France, in front of
the Chateau Claude de Vaudon. And here

867
00:47:05,470 --> 00:47:09,540
at Chateau de Moselle, they have the...
finest wine tour but they also are part

868
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:14,040
of the wine auction and that ticket is
the most difficult ticket to get in town

869
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,480
and here in the historic third century
town of bone you'll have one of the best

870
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,160
meals of your life i'm ready to go and
eat are you

871
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:28,680
all

872
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:35,150
right pause so what have we covered so
far Marsha's worried about her hair

873
00:47:35,150 --> 00:47:38,230
thinning. She thinks coffee grinds and
stars can predict marriage.

874
00:47:38,610 --> 00:47:40,650
EMFs seem to be a big concern.

875
00:47:40,930 --> 00:47:45,190
She's addicted to very specific wines
and addicted to staying out of line.

876
00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:48,990
She has a long history of dating weird
dudes, and perhaps the most

877
00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:52,530
understandable, relatable, and
remarkable thing of all, she's

878
00:47:52,530 --> 00:47:54,990
particularly stressed about growing
older.

879
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:56,210
I can relate.

880
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:59,110
And what does DBYHB mean?

881
00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:00,470
We'll get to that later.

882
00:48:01,070 --> 00:48:03,750
Haven't thought about it until you
texted me.

883
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:05,390
Not freaking out.

884
00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:07,090
Oh, God.

885
00:48:12,730 --> 00:48:15,630
Thank you.

886
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:17,650
Now I'm freaking out.

887
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:25,550
Hi, I'm here at the hospice, the
hospital from 1443, trying to get some

888
00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:27,810
tourists. Here we go. Hey, how are you
today?

889
00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:30,070
Not today. Not today? Oh, damn.

890
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:35,520
Hey. You know, the French don't have the
same sense of humor as me. Why are you

891
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,560
here in Beaune right now? To drink, like
me?

892
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,900
Yeah.

893
00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,240
The best wine in the world.

894
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,440
Where are you from?

895
00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:44,120
Oh, you're from here.

896
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:49,600
I love your language. I feel like it's
poetry.

897
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,240
Oh, you guys look like you would love to
be on camera, right? Where are you from?

898
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,200
Well,

899
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,600
you don't have a very French accent.

900
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,900
Because I'm an English teacher.

901
00:49:00,110 --> 00:49:04,450
That's great. Well, I love your country.
And you know what I love most? The wine.

902
00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:05,890
What's your favorite here?

903
00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:10,530
I think it's the one from Bordeaux,
because we are living close to... Did

904
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:11,530
you hear that?

905
00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:12,590
Take that cock.

906
00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:16,970
You can't... Bordeaux? It's not here.
This is Borgogna. I think that's a wrap.

907
00:49:17,070 --> 00:49:18,350
We got a friendly French person.

908
00:49:18,610 --> 00:49:20,530
We don't have to do anything else,
right?

909
00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:24,850
All right, everything's loaded up,
right? What the frick?

910
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:27,610
Dude, load up the sandbags, you guys.

911
00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:30,130
This is taking way too long.

912
00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,190
You guys ready for wine country?

913
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:38,810
Another day of drinking, another day of
fun. In that order. Another day of

914
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:39,810
getting old.

915
00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:45,290
This place is incredible.

916
00:49:46,930 --> 00:49:47,930
So bright.

917
00:49:48,470 --> 00:49:52,110
Rebelling against the sun today? It
doesn't help how I look on camera.

918
00:49:53,330 --> 00:49:54,530
I think you look great.

919
00:49:57,370 --> 00:50:00,690
What? You were going to say for my age,
right?

920
00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:02,330
I wasn't.

921
00:50:02,690 --> 00:50:03,870
Marsha, we need you on camera.

922
00:50:07,530 --> 00:50:08,530
Good luck.

923
00:50:09,630 --> 00:50:13,870
Burgundy, France, take one. Mark. Okay,
one, two, three. Hi, I'm Marsha Kempton

924
00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:18,150
for the American Abroad TV series, and
we're in the world-class Burgonia.

925
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:22,150
Or, as the ignorant Americans say,
Burgundy!

926
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,530
Pause. You can't say that.

927
00:50:24,810 --> 00:50:28,980
What? I shouldn't call Americans
ignorant. You know we are. No, you

928
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:30,600
shouldn't. But why do we say Burgundy?

929
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,720
I don't know, Marsha. I guess I should
find that out before I call Americans

930
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,760
stupid. But there are a lot.

931
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:40,140
There are stupid people everywhere,
Marsha. You think I should say Burgonia

932
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:41,800
is like Napa Valley in California?

933
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,440
Sure. Maybe I shouldn't, because it's
like Burgundy. No, Burgonia. See, I just

934
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:52,080
did the American thing. Well, you are an
American, and this is the American

935
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,920
abroad, so I think it's fine. No.

936
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:59,380
I can't compare Napa Valley, California,
to the finest wine in the world. French

937
00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:02,920
think their wine's the finest. Others
think theirs is the finest. I don't

938
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,760
know. But I'm in France. I should be
talking about the wine I'm standing in

939
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,760
front of.

940
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:10,060
Yeah. But you've got to tell me, why do
we call it Chardonnay? I mean, the

941
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:14,520
French name it after the region or the
terroir, but we name it after the grape.

942
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:20,300
Honestly, I don't know, Marcia. Guys,
can we take a break? I need some wine to

943
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,300
calm myself down.

944
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:22,480
It's a little early for wine.

945
00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:26,930
Marsha, bickering with her cameraman,
honestly turned into one of the most

946
00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:31,270
entertaining parts of the trip. But in
this case, I had a feeling there was

947
00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:34,030
something more important hiding under
the ramp.

948
00:51:34,850 --> 00:51:37,210
Something, well, you'll see.

949
00:51:38,110 --> 00:51:42,610
Hey, why are you stopping? I bought this
phone at the local mobile company and it

950
00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:43,609
doesn't work.

951
00:51:43,610 --> 00:51:44,610
What's the problem?

952
00:51:45,490 --> 00:51:49,490
I can't bypass this no texting and
driving slogan.

953
00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:51,390
I'm riding a bike!

954
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,700
Don't think it can hear you.

955
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,780
Yeah, and they call these smartphones.

956
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,080
My God.

957
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:02,580
Here, I'll get it. Oh, I've got it. You
think I'm too old to operate a phone?

958
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:10,460
So it wants me to sign this pledge so I
won't text and drive. I mean, what idiot

959
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:14,680
came up with this idea? Like that's
going to stop me from doing it even if I

960
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,598
know it's wrong?

961
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,600
I'll do it.

962
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,160
You deal with it.

963
00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:29,230
Yeah, I fixed it. Now you can drive and
text, ride and text, whatever, without

964
00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,050
being alerted. Oh, thank you.

965
00:52:31,590 --> 00:52:32,630
Have fun crashing.

966
00:52:33,410 --> 00:52:36,970
Wait, are you saying I'm old and that's
the reason I'm gonna crash?

967
00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:39,010
Saying you're gonna crash because you're
texting.

968
00:52:39,350 --> 00:52:41,850
No, I'm not crashing, okay?

969
00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:44,530
Watch me!

970
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,230
Heads up, car's coming.

971
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:47,450
That's okay.

972
00:52:47,870 --> 00:52:50,430
God, maybe you're right. Dammit, oh
shit!

973
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:51,630
You alright?

974
00:52:55,930 --> 00:52:58,650
Okay, you're right. It's dangerous
riding and texting.

975
00:52:59,490 --> 00:53:01,750
But you can't tell me you've never done
it before.

976
00:53:02,030 --> 00:53:05,890
I don't. What do you do when you get a
text while you're driving? I don't. I

977
00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:09,110
have my phone set up so I don't receive
texts when I'm driving. I can set your

978
00:53:09,110 --> 00:53:10,110
phone up too.

979
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:14,070
No way. I'm not signing the pledge and
there's no way in hell I'm doing that. I

980
00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:18,070
care about you. I don't want you to do
it. When someone starts texting and

981
00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:21,590
calling me and I don't want to respond,
it's just easier to text, even though I

982
00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:22,549
know it's not right.

983
00:53:22,550 --> 00:53:24,730
You just respond when you're done
driving.

984
00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:27,710
You make it sound so simple. It is.

985
00:53:28,670 --> 00:53:29,810
Let's go to lunch.

986
00:53:34,690 --> 00:53:35,950
Bonjour, d'accord?

987
00:53:36,470 --> 00:53:40,450
Why don't they make a pledge that says
no drinking before five? Let's see how

988
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:41,450
that goes.

989
00:53:41,590 --> 00:53:43,090
Okay, I created the pledge.

990
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:44,830
What?

991
00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:50,890
Listen, I'm the idiot who created the
pledge campaign, and I was really proud

992
00:53:50,890 --> 00:53:52,470
of it. Why didn't you tell me earlier?

993
00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:54,490
I wanted an honest reaction.

994
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:58,800
And I got one. Oh, no. I mean, that was
just me.

995
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,620
You know, I like doing the opposite
thing.

996
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,720
A lot of people do. You should have read
all the comments we got.

997
00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:06,660
I'm so sorry.

998
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,740
But I thought you were a lawyer.

999
00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:11,160
Yeah, I am. I work for a mobile phone
company.

1000
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,200
And I helped create the pledge to shield
them from liability.

1001
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:18,760
Other mobile phone companies liked it
and adopted it. Because texting and

1002
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,580
driving really is a big problem.

1003
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:21,860
You know, it is.

1004
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:25,700
Okay. I see those guys going down the
street, and they're winding like they're

1005
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,520
drunk, and instead they're holding their
phone. Right?

1006
00:54:29,020 --> 00:54:33,080
Yeah. Your pledge is really good. Kind
of, but people hate it.

1007
00:54:51,180 --> 00:54:55,180
I'm at my favorite wine place. I cannot
believe that they make my favorite wine

1008
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:56,360
here. This is wild.

1009
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:58,240
It's like Marcia Disneyland.

1010
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,760
Even better.

1011
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:04,380
So let's go for the first wine. Okay. So
we're going to try the Bourgogne Haute

1012
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,460
Cote de Beaune. Okay.

1013
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,520
That's excellent.

1014
00:55:08,780 --> 00:55:10,140
You like this type of wine?

1015
00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,320
I like it so much I can't stop drinking
it.

1016
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:17,620
I have my lovely guide, Yuri, over
there. He's made a suggestion for me to

1017
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:19,520
spit out my favorite wine.

1018
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:21,220
Not going to happen.

1019
00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:26,260
Excuse me.

1020
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,678
Excusez-moi.

1021
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,220
Come on. I took you in this special
vineyard never thinking you would get

1022
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,340
drunk in our wine tour.

1023
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,759
I'm sorry.

1024
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,400
I'm sorry. I love the wine.

1025
00:55:35,740 --> 00:55:36,740
Great. Cut.

1026
00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:38,020
Moving on.

1027
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,840
I'm going to pour some wine to the crew.

1028
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:41,100
Merci beaucoup.

1029
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,180
Oh, yeah.

1030
00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:44,720
I'm so sorry. Time to go now.

1031
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,800
No, I have to do my stand-up. All right.
Slate in, please.

1032
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,740
Burgundy, take one, marker.

1033
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,300
Begonia.

1034
00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:59,500
God. Hi, I'm at Domaine de Charles, and
they have tons of

1035
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:04,560
wine, and it's all really good, and I
have some. You know, there's good wine

1036
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:09,080
in the entire world. There's good wine
in Turkey, I think Greece. You know

1037
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,500
what, Marcia, let's just try it again.

1038
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,320
Get that magic.

1039
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,320
Burgundy, take two.

1040
00:56:16,830 --> 00:56:17,850
Marker? What?

1041
00:56:18,970 --> 00:56:21,490
Okay, I need some wine, please, Janet.

1042
00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:24,570
You know what? They're totally out of
wine, but I'll get you some water, okay?

1043
00:56:24,810 --> 00:56:26,050
How could they be out of wine?

1044
00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:28,530
Look at how much wine there is. It's
spam.

1045
00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:32,150
I think every barrel is empty, but
there's that.

1046
00:56:33,450 --> 00:56:36,590
Oh, my God. Even the water is good.
Hello.

1047
00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:38,590
Très bien. Très bon.

1048
00:56:39,890 --> 00:56:43,910
Okay, I am definitely not texting and
riding my bike.

1049
00:56:44,390 --> 00:56:45,850
Yeah, we're not riding bikes.

1050
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,520
The car should be here soon. Oh, I'm
not... I'm not driving.

1051
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:52,260
Correct. That's why we have a driver.

1052
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:54,340
Good night.

1053
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:56,140
Good night.

1054
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Stay.

1055
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:03,340
Oh, God. The nap that goes through the
night, guys. I love you. You're the best

1056
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:06,420
crew that anybody could have in the
entire world.

1057
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:07,880
I gotta stop.

1058
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,600
Are you okay? You seem to be having a
tough day.

1059
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:14,500
Yeah, I am so sorry for earlier.

1060
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:17,600
It's just one of the toughest days of
the year.

1061
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,960
What? Why?

1062
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:22,760
It's my DBMHB.

1063
00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:25,900
I'm not following you on that one.

1064
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,440
The day before my half birthday.

1065
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,740
Yeah. Yep. Everybody hates that.

1066
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,980
No. I feel like I'm getting old.

1067
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:37,640
Yeah, but why the day before your half
birthday?

1068
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,100
Because there's singing and it's fun.

1069
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:44,320
Everybody celebrates it. But the day
before.

1070
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,140
You feel like you're getting older.

1071
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,980
People will sing to you on your half
birthday?

1072
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:55,540
Yeah, it's a family tradition. We do
jokes, and it's a blast. It's just, you

1073
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:58,420
know, it's so obvious on your actual
birthday.

1074
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:01,640
Oh, my God, I've got to sleep. Where is
that car?

1075
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,840
Hey, Jess, give me one sec.

1076
00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:06,379
What's that?

1077
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:07,500
I'll meet you in the lobby.

1078
00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:09,940
Don't move the sign, please.

1079
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,600
You need a reminder?

1080
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,660
Yeah, obviously it isn't working

1081
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:46,920
I can't believe it. Not one message from
the crew for my half birthday.

1082
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,660
You just said you didn't want to be
reminded of getting older.

1083
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,880
Yeah, but they could have texted me.

1084
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,100
You never know. Day's not over.

1085
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,098
Here we are.

1086
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,100
Watch your head.

1087
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,020
Surprise!

1088
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:19,600
remembered. Surviving a birthday is a
big milestone in a relationship, and we

1089
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:25,200
had done it. Well, for half of one, at
least. Thank you so much for putting

1090
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:29,600
this surprise half birthday together.
I've never had that happen before. Don't

1091
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,600
think many have.

1092
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,040
All right.

1093
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:36,480
Now that we dealt with the age issue,
until next week, we were off to South

1094
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,860
Africa, a place I'd never been to, but
was eager to explore.

1095
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:43,400
See if you can guess what Marsha found
to fixate on there.

1096
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:48,280
Hi, I'm Marsha Kempton for the American
Abroad TV series, and we're here at

1097
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,480
Boulders Beach, often called Penguin
Beach.

1098
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,700
Go figure.

1099
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,780
Look at them. And here at the Cape of
Good Hope, where the Atlantic and the

1100
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:59,840
Indian Ocean meet, you're reminded of
all the boats that never made it around

1101
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:04,880
this point. If you want luxury, the
Presidential Suite at Twelve Apostles is

1102
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:09,560
perfection. Nelson Mandela never stayed
here, but he did change South Africa.

1103
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,300
And the world forever.

1104
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,360
Whatever eat ostrich.

1105
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:17,840
Ostrich are good.

1106
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,300
Why are you eating like that?

1107
01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:27,320
Counting. Counting what? How many times
I chew.

1108
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:29,700
Why? The chewing diet.

1109
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:32,020
Ah, yes. The chewing diet.

1110
01:00:32,590 --> 01:00:35,950
Not to be confused with... I did the
Brussels sprouts and egg diet.

1111
01:00:36,150 --> 01:00:38,970
Oh, and then I did the cayenne and
goat's milk diet.

1112
01:00:39,210 --> 01:00:40,250
I did the bagel diet.

1113
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:44,330
Don't want that either. I had to go to
the doctor. I couldn't move my jaw. He

1114
01:00:44,330 --> 01:00:45,950
told me I was chewing too much.

1115
01:00:46,150 --> 01:00:47,590
That is not a good diet.

1116
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:50,890
Yeah, but it works when you can't chew.
You don't eat bagels. You don't eat

1117
01:00:50,890 --> 01:00:52,110
anything. You lose the time!

1118
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:58,100
Hi, I'm Marcia Kempton for the American
Abroad TV series, and we're here at the

1119
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:02,520
Cape of Good Hope. And the reason why
it's called that is because every boat

1120
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,300
hoped it would make it around this
ferocious tip.

1121
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:10,700
Normally, it is so windy here, and many
boats didn't make it. One of the most

1122
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:14,680
famous boats that we know about is the
Flying Dutchman. And the legend has it

1123
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:18,760
is there are ghosts out there, and
people have seen these seamen out there.

1124
01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:24,330
So I have to say that I have never in my
entire life seen such a stunning coast

1125
01:01:24,330 --> 01:01:26,110
as this, and let's go and explore.

1126
01:01:27,390 --> 01:01:28,830
Cut. Are you good?

1127
01:01:29,090 --> 01:01:32,050
Marcia, you sure you don't want to say
sailors instead of demons?

1128
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:34,629
I guess.

1129
01:01:34,630 --> 01:01:35,630
Should we do it again?

1130
01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:37,670
I thought that was good. Let's go take a
look at the next shot.

1131
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,780
We are in the Indian Ocean at Muscle
Bay, just outside Cape Town, South

1132
01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:46,880
Africa. Yeah, we are going to see the
great white. I couldn't believe Marsha

1133
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,400
was going to get into the water with a
great white shark.

1134
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:50,840
Oh, God. Here it is. Here it is.

1135
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:55,100
No. Nope. No, it doesn't seem safe.
Arnold, can you go?

1136
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,760
What? You just said it doesn't seem
safe.

1137
01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:58,980
It's just not safe for me.

1138
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,200
All right. I'll be good. Okay.

1139
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,860
You okay, Arnold?

1140
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:25,540
When I saw you down in that shark cage,

1141
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:30,820
I lost my love for meat. I mean, if I
ate shark, I'd literally be eating you.

1142
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,720
If a shark ate you. God.

1143
01:02:33,310 --> 01:02:37,070
The odds of eating a shark that ate a
person are probably really small.

1144
01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:39,770
Doesn't matter. I can't risk being a
cannibal.

1145
01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:45,110
Okay, so what diet now?

1146
01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:47,390
Well, I'm thinking vegetarian.

1147
01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:50,190
But how am I going to eat all these
beautiful plants?

1148
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:55,190
Eat the ugly ones, like carrots. I know,
but they all have energy. I mean, maybe

1149
01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,190
they feel it.

1150
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:57,530
Plants don't feel.

1151
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:00,710
Actually, plants do feel when you rip
them out.

1152
01:03:01,370 --> 01:03:02,370
What? What?

1153
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,160
Yeah, look it up. Carrot scream.

1154
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,040
My God, I hope he's wrong.

1155
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,460
Did you know the carrot scream?

1156
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,260
Yeah, like plants and vegetables, I
think.

1157
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,800
Did you just hear that?

1158
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,360
Did you just hear that?

1159
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,180
Marsha, it's on the Internet. It has to
be true.

1160
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,600
Not everything on the Internet is true.

1161
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:20,900
Not true.

1162
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,760
Not true, cameraman.

1163
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:32,970
Plus, you're not drinking.

1164
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,570
Yeah. You're really taking this diet
thing seriously.

1165
01:03:37,050 --> 01:03:38,050
Yeah.

1166
01:03:38,310 --> 01:03:39,410
So what are you going to eat?

1167
01:03:40,430 --> 01:03:41,430
I don't know.

1168
01:03:44,410 --> 01:03:46,630
Hi, welcome back. Nice to see you again.

1169
01:03:46,850 --> 01:03:47,850
Is it?

1170
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:48,990
What can I get you?

1171
01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:52,350
I don't know. Arnold, will you go first?

1172
01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:54,090
I'll have the salmon, please.

1173
01:03:54,370 --> 01:03:57,930
Great. And I'll have the ribeye.

1174
01:03:58,650 --> 01:03:59,650
Oh, wonderful.

1175
01:04:03,009 --> 01:04:04,009
Wow, the steak.

1176
01:04:04,370 --> 01:04:05,490
What kind of diet is that?

1177
01:04:05,770 --> 01:04:09,450
No, you know what? Don't even tell me.
I'm just glad you figured it out.

1178
01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:12,370
Here we go.

1179
01:04:14,830 --> 01:04:16,390
You really like the smell of that.

1180
01:04:16,830 --> 01:04:18,950
It smells so good.

1181
01:04:19,270 --> 01:04:21,030
Are you going to eat it?

1182
01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:23,930
No, I'm just going to smell it.

1183
01:04:25,610 --> 01:04:28,270
I'm on the air diet. It's kind of like a
breatharian.

1184
01:04:28,610 --> 01:04:30,610
I have no idea what either of those
things are.

1185
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,880
It tricks the mind into thinking you
eat.

1186
01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:37,140
And then I don't have to eat any animals
or plants. But they still had to kill

1187
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,520
that cow to make the steak.

1188
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,880
And they had to pull those vegetables.

1189
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:43,100
I didn't think about that.

1190
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,560
Desperate times call for desperate
measures.

1191
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,100
So I got a little sneaky and called her
sister.

1192
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:51,859
That's cute.

1193
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:55,760
No, it's not funny. I'm worried she's
going to starve. She won't starve.

1194
01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:58,000
When she gets hungry enough, she'll eat.

1195
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,180
You shouldn't be worried about how sick
she'll get when she loses her will and

1196
01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:02,380
eats everything in sight.

1197
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:03,660
It's not pretty.

1198
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:09,700
Great. Just don't indulge her. Eat
everything she likes right in front of

1199
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,780
her. She'll break.

1200
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,520
Thanks. Good luck.

1201
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,158
Good morning.

1202
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,160
No, it isn't.

1203
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,080
I can't believe you're going to eat that
big breakfast in front of me.

1204
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:26,620
Oh, no, no. I just wanted to give you
something good to...

1205
01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:28,260
Smell this morning.

1206
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,680
Smelling diet didn't work.

1207
01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:33,780
I'm a fruitarian.

1208
01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:35,920
Oh, well, perfect.

1209
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,760
A fruitarian only eats fruit that has
fallen off the tree. Did that banana

1210
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,760
fall off?

1211
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,680
Yes. No, it didn't. I can tell by the
way you said that.

1212
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:47,920
It could have.

1213
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,720
I mean, maybe a monkey knocked it off
the tree. It's helpful.

1214
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,140
So, because I'm not going to eat, let's
just go see the ostriches.

1215
01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:59,380
Do you believe ostrich meat is the
number one selling meat in this country?

1216
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,500
Is it? I don't know. I've got to get my
facts right and get my head right. I'm

1217
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,260
going to go get an outfit for the
ostriches.

1218
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,100
I should have been a doctor. How long do
we have left?

1219
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
My gosh.

1220
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,980
Holy cow, take a look at that.

1221
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:31,420
Guess this is market without a whole
week's worth of food, huh?

1222
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,740
Camera, I'm ready.

1223
01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:41,100
Hi, we are at the Cape Town Ostrich
Ranch where the ostriches showed

1224
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:42,780
up. Look at them.

1225
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,780
I just want to give you a few facts
about them. They are the largest bird

1226
01:06:46,780 --> 01:06:52,640
with the largest eye. Let's see. They
have three stomachs. I'm sure they're

1227
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:57,040
full and not empty like mine. It's a
myth that they put their head in the

1228
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,850
sand. They don't.

1229
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,770
Let's see. What else?

1230
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:02,029
What else?

1231
01:07:02,030 --> 01:07:03,270
Marsha. What?

1232
01:07:04,570 --> 01:07:10,510
They just look like big steaks to make
me feel like I need to eat them, and I

1233
01:07:10,510 --> 01:07:13,970
don't even eat ostrich. Can you believe
it? Who would ever eat an ostrich?

1234
01:07:14,450 --> 01:07:17,370
Marsha. You guys, I think it's great.
We'll just edit it together.

1235
01:07:18,010 --> 01:07:19,070
Do you have any fruit?

1236
01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:21,190
Certainly. What kind would you like?

1237
01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:26,010
Well, just fruit that has fallen off the
tree or the vine. Not any that's been

1238
01:07:26,010 --> 01:07:27,010
picked, please.

1239
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:29,560
Uh, I'll go check.

1240
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,040
It's all right.

1241
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,460
If they don't have anything, you can
smell my ostrich burger.

1242
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:42,180
These would be yours.

1243
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,600
They fell, right?

1244
01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:48,800
Yes. I asked, and the machine that
gathers the cherry actually shakes the

1245
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,080
tree and then picks up what falls.

1246
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:53,900
They shook the tree? I mean, the tree
must have hated that.

1247
01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:56,540
Much as I'd love to have them, could you
please take them away?

1248
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,740
Guys, go ahead. Peace.

1249
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,939
Talking about something.

1250
01:08:18,779 --> 01:08:20,880
You got my attention, baby.

1251
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,779
And I can't make a move.

1252
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,100
Like a child.

1253
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,560
Oh, I'm in love.

1254
01:08:31,050 --> 01:08:32,050
It's good, right?

1255
01:08:36,069 --> 01:08:37,090
So good.

1256
01:08:40,590 --> 01:08:42,710
I thought you said you'd never eat an
ostrich.

1257
01:08:43,229 --> 01:08:44,370
They taunted me.

1258
01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:46,288
You know what?

1259
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,710
I'm so dumb, I'm only going to eat dumb
things now.

1260
01:08:49,330 --> 01:08:50,569
Better watch out, Reggie.

1261
01:08:51,490 --> 01:08:52,490
Huh?

1262
01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:55,250
Okay, no more diet stories.

1263
01:08:56,010 --> 01:09:01,029
Instead, bucket list time. We got to go
on a real-life African safari, which I

1264
01:09:01,029 --> 01:09:05,470
was so stoked about. It was the best. I
was also really happy to believe that I

1265
01:09:05,470 --> 01:09:10,109
was finally over the hump and that I had
made peace with Marsha's quirkiest of

1266
01:09:10,109 --> 01:09:11,109
quirks.

1267
01:09:12,210 --> 01:09:16,790
Instead, they led to one of the biggest,
most public arguments we'd ever had.

1268
01:09:16,930 --> 01:09:21,170
There you are. I, uh... Sorry. I, uh...
Not quieter.

1269
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,050
Stop talking. I'm trying to...

1270
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,500
Tell the Pleiadians so I can become
enlightened.

1271
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:27,319
The what?

1272
01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:38,359
Pleiadians are multidimensional
spiritual beings that come here to

1273
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:41,979
planet Earth to assist us humans in our
spiritual transformation.

1274
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,560
So you have easier access to the portal
because you are enlightened as a

1275
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:47,120
Pleiadian in a previous life.

1276
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:48,500
Exactly.

1277
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,100
If you're enlightened.

1278
01:09:52,569 --> 01:09:53,590
You're not supposed to come back.

1279
01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,470
There goes your whole theory.

1280
01:09:58,530 --> 01:09:59,750
Are you ready, Marsha?

1281
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:03,010
Let me just check my makeup real quick.

1282
01:10:06,650 --> 01:10:10,090
Doesn't upset me. I have complete bags
underneath my eyes.

1283
01:10:10,690 --> 01:10:11,690
That's very enlightened.

1284
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:12,870
One way to solve it.

1285
01:10:14,530 --> 01:10:15,770
Okay, I'm ready. Right over here.

1286
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:20,180
We always want to interview locals, and
we have Timothy. He's a hotel guest

1287
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:22,740
relations. Is it Aquila or Aquila?

1288
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,000
It's actually Aquila.

1289
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:28,820
Well, you know I make problems all the
time on camera. Thank you. Aquila. Yeah,

1290
01:10:28,900 --> 01:10:31,340
Aquila's basically just the Latin word
for the true black eagle.

1291
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,100
Now, have you heard of the Pleiadians?

1292
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:36,620
Um, yes, actually I have, actually I
have heard of it. Oh, hey! A little bit.

1293
01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,478
Where's Arnold?

1294
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,700
Where's Arnold? I want to come back to
Africa. Every year, every year, guys,

1295
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,840
it's safe.

1296
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:55,520
Look at this exotic creature.

1297
01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:58,680
You wouldn't often see one of these out
here on safari.

1298
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,280
I can't tell, but it may be dangerous.

1299
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,920
Yeah, that's definitely dangerous.

1300
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:08,560
But I'm still oddly attracted to it.

1301
01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:10,820
I think I'm going to risk it and
approach.

1302
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,240
That's a bad idea.

1303
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:18,960
Okay, I'm a lioness. You know that. Oh,
yeah? Who told you that?

1304
01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:21,200
I don't know. I just feel it.

1305
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:22,740
Enlightenment?

1306
01:11:23,060 --> 01:11:24,060
Oh, look.

1307
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,400
Oh, my God. It's looking straight at me.

1308
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:33,680
Well, you are an attractive lioness. You
know what I'm doing? I'm going to direct

1309
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,120
it over there where I saw the water.

1310
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,460
Let's see. How are you going to do that?

1311
01:11:38,740 --> 01:11:40,620
With my Pleiadian energy light.

1312
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,540
I thought you said enlightenment didn't
give you special powers.

1313
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:46,080
Well, sometimes it does.

1314
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,880
See, it totally works.

1315
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:58,940
Okay, that was cool, but... No, buts.
Accept it. Have faith.

1316
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:01,460
A Pleiadian can connect with animals.

1317
01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:03,400
Okay, Marsha, you're not a Pleiadian.

1318
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,080
Not now, but I was.

1319
01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:07,140
Okay.

1320
01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:15,500
Pleiadian, Pleiadian.

1321
01:12:23,050 --> 01:12:24,050
Pleiadians.

1322
01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:27,810
I hate the Pleiadians.

1323
01:12:29,630 --> 01:12:30,630
Thank you.

1324
01:12:32,010 --> 01:12:36,350
Arnold, I'm telling you, the Pleiadians
visited last night. I know it happened.

1325
01:12:37,170 --> 01:12:41,870
Okay, lucky for you, but if they visit
again, please tell them not to visit me.

1326
01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:43,030
I need sleep.

1327
01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:47,790
Just tell the Pleiadians, whoever they
are, to just leave us alone.

1328
01:12:48,090 --> 01:12:51,950
I have no control over this. If I travel
there, would they visit?

1329
01:12:52,430 --> 01:12:53,430
I live in the fifth dimension.

1330
01:12:53,810 --> 01:12:57,130
I live in the third dimension. But if
you want to fly off to the fifth, that's

1331
01:12:57,130 --> 01:13:00,230
fine by me. No, it's not about flying
off. It's about bringing the fifth

1332
01:13:00,230 --> 01:13:03,110
dimensional light into your body and
holding it like a portal.

1333
01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:06,610
So if I wake in the middle of the night,
you'll still be there?

1334
01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:07,870
Yeah.

1335
01:13:07,990 --> 01:13:08,990
Thank you.

1336
01:13:09,230 --> 01:13:10,410
Arnold, it's true.

1337
01:13:13,050 --> 01:13:19,230
Oh, my God. You have this beautiful
peacock here in Aquila to open up. Could

1338
01:13:19,230 --> 01:13:21,170
you just turn a little bit more?

1339
01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:25,290
Arnold, where are you?

1340
01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:26,730
That's plenty of energy.

1341
01:13:27,930 --> 01:13:29,910
Thank you, thank you.

1342
01:13:34,990 --> 01:13:35,990
Morning, guys.

1343
01:13:36,190 --> 01:13:36,749
Hey, Mark.

1344
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,550
Morning. I'll tell you more in the Jeep.

1345
01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:43,430
Mind if I join you guys?

1346
01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:44,650
Hey, man, hop in.

1347
01:13:45,190 --> 01:13:47,110
What? Why aren't you going into the
Jeep?

1348
01:13:47,630 --> 01:13:49,790
Marsha, don't make a big deal of this in
front of everybody.

1349
01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:54,250
Are you testing my alignment? Because if
so, that's really rude. No, no, I just

1350
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:55,148
need space.

1351
01:13:55,150 --> 01:13:56,150
Why?

1352
01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:58,170
Later. Everybody's watching.

1353
01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,990
No, not later. This is going to screw up
my filming.

1354
01:14:01,310 --> 01:14:03,650
Let's just go in our separate seats and
then we can talk after.

1355
01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:06,330
No, I am not moving until you tell me
why.

1356
01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:09,230
Okay, you want to do this in front of
everyone? Sure.

1357
01:14:11,630 --> 01:14:13,330
All right, everybody, listen up.

1358
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,790
I don't believe in Pleiadians.

1359
01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:20,840
Stargates, portals, fifth dimensions,
whatever. I don't care who else

1360
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,720
believes. I am not going to change my
mind.

1361
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,860
And I honestly hope I never hear about
Pleiadians again.

1362
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,360
You happy?

1363
01:14:29,780 --> 01:14:35,580
I tell you my Pleiadian truth about
enlightenment to enlighten you, and this

1364
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:36,580
is what I get?

1365
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:41,140
I have given you every polite hint I
could muster, but you will not stop

1366
01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,240
talking about them.

1367
01:14:42,580 --> 01:14:45,940
You talked about them in your sleep, for
God's sake. But they did visit.

1368
01:14:46,390 --> 01:14:51,690
Marsha. Okay, go to the Jeep. I'm sorry.
Never would talk about Pleiadians ever

1369
01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:56,710
again. Don't worry. They don't exist.
You don't know what it's like.

1370
01:14:57,530 --> 01:15:01,750
You don't know what it's like to love
somebody.

1371
01:15:02,390 --> 01:15:03,830
To love somebody.

1372
01:15:04,330 --> 01:15:05,590
Look, I love you.

1373
01:15:05,970 --> 01:15:07,130
What is it like?

1374
01:15:07,650 --> 01:15:08,650
It's exhausting.

1375
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:10,070
Have fun.

1376
01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:13,010
But it's really fun.

1377
01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:14,910
Most of the time.

1378
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,240
Sometimes.

1379
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:28,960
There's something about getting into
nature that makes me realize just how

1380
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,120
timeless the world is while
simultaneously how much of a blip we are

1381
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,580
in the history of the cosmos.

1382
01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:39,000
I may think the Pleiadians are a joke,
but I suppose that doesn't make me

1383
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,120
right. Ultimately, I suppose it's those
types of challenges that I find

1384
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,320
rewarding in life.

1385
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:45,839
And in love.

1386
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,840
I'm really sorry.

1387
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,240
I'll never bring up the Palladians
again.

1388
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,880
I'm sorry, too. I was just tired. I
shouldn't have lashed out.

1389
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,740
I think it's great that you're trying to
be more enlightened.

1390
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,140
Aw, thanks.

1391
01:15:59,820 --> 01:16:03,860
I was pleasantly surprised how quickly
we recovered from one of our biggest

1392
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:04,860
arguments yet.

1393
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:09,360
But I soon found out that the battle for
enlightenment was far from over.

1394
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,660
Welcome to Pufuri.

1395
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,120
This is Devon, your guide. Nice to meet
you. Welcome, Marsha.

1396
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,060
Welcome, Arnold. So beautiful.

1397
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:23,400
I can't wait for tomorrow. I don't know
how anything can top Aquila, but

1398
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:29,600
actually walking the bush with nothing
separating you and the animal from

1399
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,200
nature is going to be incredible.

1400
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,219
All right.

1401
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:35,580
I'm going to go get cleaned up for
dinner.

1402
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,080
I'll catch you there.

1403
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,720
See you in a bit. Yep.

1404
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,500
I feel like I could just look at the
elephants all day long.

1405
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:56,200
Aren't you excited for tomorrow?

1406
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:57,980
Not really.

1407
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:03,520
Okay. Honestly, I just want to stay at
the lodge. That's what I need to do. I

1408
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,340
don't get it. You've been so excited to
film the walking safari.

1409
01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:08,380
I don't feel it anymore.

1410
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,140
I think you have to.

1411
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:12,459
Do I?

1412
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:13,600
Who decided that?

1413
01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:18,260
Martin, your producer, the Dutch
billionaire who funds your show in

1414
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:19,260
American Abroad.

1415
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,040
Okay.

1416
01:17:22,730 --> 01:17:23,688
I'm scared.

1417
01:17:23,690 --> 01:17:25,110
I told you now, okay?

1418
01:17:25,490 --> 01:17:26,490
Are you happy?

1419
01:17:26,690 --> 01:17:27,690
No.

1420
01:17:28,450 --> 01:17:32,210
But there's nothing to be scared of.
What happened to enlightenment?

1421
01:17:32,890 --> 01:17:34,590
Trusting the universe, all that.

1422
01:17:34,830 --> 01:17:40,170
But this is Africa, in the wild,
walking. I think I was a nurse before,

1423
01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:42,690
in the Boer War, and I was eaten by
lions.

1424
01:17:43,090 --> 01:17:49,010
Lions are really hard to spot out here,
so it probably won't happen again. But

1425
01:17:49,010 --> 01:17:50,010
they are there.

1426
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,940
Let's just enjoy the time.

1427
01:17:59,820 --> 01:18:02,180
All righty, guys. Two minutes. Ready to
go?

1428
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,600
I'm sorry. The Pleiadians didn't visit
last night, and I'm just not feeling

1429
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,600
enlightened yet.

1430
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,880
Hey, hey. No.

1431
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,020
You don't need the Pleiadians.

1432
01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:19,980
You're the most enlightened person I
know, but you don't have to try so hard

1433
01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:20,879
to be enlightened.

1434
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,620
It's giving you anxiety, and that is the
opposite of what you're going for. You

1435
01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:26,180
bring light to everyone around you.

1436
01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:30,900
The crew, the people you interview, they
all leave laughing and brighter.

1437
01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:34,140
And this show is going to reach millions
and do the same.

1438
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:36,480
I know you've made me better.

1439
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:38,300
Really? Yeah.

1440
01:18:39,260 --> 01:18:42,260
You have brought me more joy and light
than anybody.

1441
01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:46,800
Aw, that's so nice of you. Thank you.
All right, let's go.

1442
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,020
Now.

1443
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,070
Wait, you're still not going?

1444
01:18:52,310 --> 01:18:54,570
No. I can't believe this.

1445
01:18:55,730 --> 01:18:57,230
What do you want me to tell the crew?

1446
01:18:57,710 --> 01:19:01,370
It's beautiful out there. Just take some
scenic shots, and I'm going to go

1447
01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:02,870
meditate on it. Have fun.

1448
01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:30,650
Hi.

1449
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:32,349
How'd it go?

1450
01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:34,250
Oh, it was incredible. So cool.

1451
01:19:34,690 --> 01:19:36,390
I did miss having you out there, though.

1452
01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:39,870
How about you? Did your meditation go
well?

1453
01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:43,570
Are you coming tomorrow?

1454
01:19:44,130 --> 01:19:45,029
I'm coming.

1455
01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:48,610
Hey, that's great. So it worked. Your
meditation changed your mind.

1456
01:19:48,890 --> 01:19:50,090
Sort of. What do you mean?

1457
01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:53,930
Well, cameraman called the producer and
now I have to go because they found out

1458
01:19:53,930 --> 01:19:54,930
I wasn't going.

1459
01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:56,630
Hey, trust me.

1460
01:19:56,870 --> 01:19:59,500
No matter what, You won't regret it.

1461
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,020
This is so beautiful.

1462
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:16,340
This is amazing.

1463
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:19,740
So you do like it? Yes.

1464
01:20:20,260 --> 01:20:21,960
Why would I never want to go?

1465
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,860
Let's not get into that.

1466
01:20:24,490 --> 01:20:28,410
Yeah, but I missed a whole entire day.
You should have convinced me.

1467
01:20:29,010 --> 01:20:32,730
I... Thank you, Africa.

1468
01:20:34,270 --> 01:20:39,070
Hi, I'm Marcia Kempton, and we're here
at the Kruger National Park. And let me

1469
01:20:39,070 --> 01:20:44,450
tell you, this place is so large, it is
almost the size of Israel. And I am

1470
01:20:44,450 --> 01:20:49,550
about to do a walking safari with an
amazing guide named Devin Myers, and

1471
01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:51,610
he's from African Born Safaris.

1472
01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:56,090
Normally when you go on a safari, you
have the expectation of seeing the big

1473
01:20:56,090 --> 01:21:00,970
five, and that's in a fenced region,
okay? It's a game reserve. Not here in

1474
01:21:00,970 --> 01:21:03,170
Pafuri. This is all the wild.

1475
01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:07,390
Every animal is free, and you don't know
where they're going to be. They travel

1476
01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:12,490
between three countries, South Africa,
Zimbabwe, and Mozambique. And last night

1477
01:21:12,490 --> 01:21:14,890
we saw a leopard. So come to Pafuri.

1478
01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:16,630
Did I get it, guys?

1479
01:21:17,030 --> 01:21:18,030
That was great.

1480
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,320
Marsha, are you... Oh, sorry.

1481
01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:38,820
It's okay. You can talk.

1482
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:42,140
Really? You always shush me when I
interrupt your meditation.

1483
01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:43,540
Not anymore.

1484
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,080
Talking? Nothing.

1485
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,400
Honestly, nothing bothers me anymore.

1486
01:21:47,620 --> 01:21:50,740
Really? Yeah, because I did it. And you
got enlightened.

1487
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,300
Again. Yeah, this time for real.

1488
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,460
Last time, I was just close.

1489
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:57,840
Is that hat part of your enlightenment?

1490
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:59,900
Oh, I completely forgot I had it on.

1491
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,560
Why are you wearing a watch on safari?

1492
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,290
I don't know. I like it.

1493
01:22:07,030 --> 01:22:08,190
Seems kind of unnecessary.

1494
01:22:09,490 --> 01:22:12,110
This doesn't disrupt your peace, does
it?

1495
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:14,430
No, no. It doesn't bother me. I'm fine.

1496
01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:23,190
Why do you keep on looking at that?

1497
01:22:23,990 --> 01:22:26,250
We're on safari. The beauty's out there.

1498
01:22:27,330 --> 01:22:31,070
Can't help it. It's amazing how many
steps we're taking and how many calories

1499
01:22:31,070 --> 01:22:31,809
we're burning.

1500
01:22:31,810 --> 01:22:33,210
Your watch tells you that?

1501
01:22:33,630 --> 01:22:34,630
Yep.

1502
01:22:34,910 --> 01:22:35,910
How?

1503
01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:39,470
Sensors. They measure your steps and
heart rate.

1504
01:22:40,410 --> 01:22:41,410
Who cares?

1505
01:22:42,050 --> 01:22:44,870
I do. I have a minimum I need to meet
each day.

1506
01:22:45,190 --> 01:22:46,190
According to who?

1507
01:22:46,630 --> 01:22:51,110
The watch. Can't you just feel it with
your own body and brain instead of

1508
01:22:51,110 --> 01:22:52,110
looking at that watch?

1509
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,130
Of course, but it wouldn't be as
accurate.

1510
01:22:55,090 --> 01:22:58,790
Radiation is pulsating through your
body. We're electrical beings.

1511
01:22:59,010 --> 01:23:00,850
Our cells are affected by electricity.

1512
01:23:01,110 --> 01:23:03,710
It's like I'm walking around with my own
antenna.

1513
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:05,559
Oh, cool.

1514
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:08,620
You'll always know you have cell service
when you're with me. My God, that's why

1515
01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:12,700
I'm not sleeping at night. I've got my
own EMF tower next to me, lying in my

1516
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,940
bed. Is this bothering you?

1517
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:20,220
No. No, it's not bothering me at all.
I'm just looking out for you guys.

1518
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,580
All righty, guys.

1519
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:22,699
Welcome back.

1520
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:23,700
Well done.

1521
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,480
Thank you, Devin. It was amazing.

1522
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:30,480
I just have a boyfriend that's an
electrical tower next to me. Anyone need

1523
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,880
cell service, come this way.

1524
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:33,720
Anyone but you.

1525
01:23:37,420 --> 01:23:39,120
Mmm. This food is amazing.

1526
01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:42,400
I know. I told you the Prairie Camp has
the best meals ever.

1527
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:43,900
Thank you. Thank you.

1528
01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:48,660
What's wrong?

1529
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:51,700
Nothing. I'm just done. So you just said
the food was amazing.

1530
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,620
Yeah, it is. So why are you leaving one
bite?

1531
01:23:54,940 --> 01:23:58,480
I didn't burn enough calories to eat it.
What? We were walking all day.

1532
01:23:58,680 --> 01:23:59,760
I ate a lot.

1533
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:03,480
And my food intake needs to match the
calories that I've worked off.

1534
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,660
Okay. It's one bite.

1535
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:06,880
It's a big bite.

1536
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:07,920
Are you full?

1537
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:11,100
Sort of. I mean, you're either fat or
you're not fat.

1538
01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:15,340
You just look in the mirror. You don't
need that wad telling you how to feel.

1539
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:16,500
This is a great tool.

1540
01:24:16,820 --> 01:24:18,140
Will you just eat that bite for me?

1541
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,960
Mmm. So good.

1542
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:33,440
What are you doing?

1543
01:24:33,980 --> 01:24:35,460
Just burning the rest of my calories.

1544
01:24:37,610 --> 01:24:39,990
You're doing that all because of one
bite?

1545
01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,870
Not just that, but yeah.

1546
01:24:42,490 --> 01:24:44,150
Can't you just walk it off?

1547
01:24:45,370 --> 01:24:47,650
In the safari? At night? True.

1548
01:24:48,310 --> 01:24:51,410
Gotta burn enough calories to match my
food intake.

1549
01:24:51,890 --> 01:24:54,770
And done.

1550
01:24:55,970 --> 01:24:59,890
Didn't even take that long. You know,
you could have fooled around and burned

1551
01:24:59,890 --> 01:25:02,930
calories that way. Didn't really think
about that. It would have been a lot

1552
01:25:02,930 --> 01:25:03,728
more fun.

1553
01:25:03,730 --> 01:25:05,410
And then you could have had dessert
tonight.

1554
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,120
Maybe I'll just have a big breakfast
tomorrow.

1555
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:30,840
We had been through enough ups and downs
at this point that I felt our

1556
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,720
relationship had moved to the next
level.

1557
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:37,020
After she stole my watch, I decided it
was my turn to see if she'd put up with

1558
01:25:37,020 --> 01:25:37,858
my crap.

1559
01:25:37,860 --> 01:25:41,980
It was a risk, but there's no sense in
delaying the inevitable and not showing

1560
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:42,980
her who I really was.

1561
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:44,420
You look happy today.

1562
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,140
I am.

1563
01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:48,100
Why were you late this morning?

1564
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:52,680
Oh, yeah, I couldn't find my shoes.

1565
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,500
Yeah, you need shoes for a walking tour.

1566
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,060
How many calories did you burn?

1567
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,679
I don't know.

1568
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,680
I haven't even looked once.

1569
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:09,480
I know you don't like it, and I want to
honor that, because you are such an

1570
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:10,480
amazing woman.

1571
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,700
Oh, no, you can do it. It doesn't bother
me.

1572
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:18,980
Really? Yeah, nothing bothers me
anymore.

1573
01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:20,220
That's right.

1574
01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:21,540
Qualities of enlightenment.

1575
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:24,300
I'm going to hold you to that.

1576
01:26:27,310 --> 01:26:31,630
And so we've been walking for over three
days. It's been stunning. We've seen so

1577
01:26:31,630 --> 01:26:36,810
many animals, and we feel so safe. It is
one of the safest things to do. I highly

1578
01:26:36,810 --> 01:26:39,410
recommend this. I just have to ask you
one important question.

1579
01:26:40,170 --> 01:26:41,830
How many steps do you think we take?

1580
01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:47,130
Not sure. Probably about 10,000 per
morning, maybe 15,000. Okay. Do you

1581
01:26:47,130 --> 01:26:49,070
really need a watch to figure that out?

1582
01:26:49,410 --> 01:26:52,830
No, not really, no. I wear a watch, but
it only tells the time. Okay, great.

1583
01:26:53,310 --> 01:26:54,269
Got it, guys?

1584
01:26:54,270 --> 01:26:55,270
Yeah.

1585
01:26:59,770 --> 01:27:02,470
Oh, this isn't disrupting your peace, is
it?

1586
01:27:03,730 --> 01:27:04,730
No.

1587
01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:08,550
Oh, boy. Yeah, I gotta get a lot more
steps in.

1588
01:27:09,110 --> 01:27:10,110
Excuse me.

1589
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:13,770
What is he doing?

1590
01:27:14,630 --> 01:27:15,950
He's counting calories.

1591
01:27:16,350 --> 01:27:17,470
You can do that on these things?

1592
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:19,370
I just play video games.

1593
01:27:20,650 --> 01:27:21,650
Thank you, guys.

1594
01:27:24,150 --> 01:27:25,790
Hey, guys, let's move on. Come on.

1595
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:28,920
Head back out. Right.

1596
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:30,799
Yeah, look.

1597
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:31,800
It's really good.

1598
01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:41,140
Hey.

1599
01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:51,860
What's wrong? Nothing.

1600
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,900
I am so great.

1601
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,160
Me too.

1602
01:27:56,060 --> 01:27:57,060
Loved that much.

1603
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,200
Yeah, I could tell you really loved it.
You ate half of mine.

1604
01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:02,320
I'm exhausted, though.

1605
01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:06,540
Hmm. Well, you should be. You've ran in
circles half the time.

1606
01:28:06,820 --> 01:28:08,580
I don't think I slept well last night.

1607
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:13,920
What makes you say that? I lost my watch
while I was sleeping, so I don't know.

1608
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,300
You're wearing it right now.

1609
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:18,400
Well, I have one watch for when I'm
awake and then one watch for when I

1610
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,640
sleep. What? Who has a separate sleep
watch?

1611
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:25,180
Well, my awake watch charges while I
wear my sleep one. I know.

1612
01:28:25,530 --> 01:28:26,429
Just take it off.

1613
01:28:26,430 --> 01:28:27,470
Then I won't know how I slept.

1614
01:28:27,930 --> 01:28:30,250
Arnold, I'm tired. Why don't you come to
bed?

1615
01:28:30,690 --> 01:28:34,930
No, no. I'm not sleeping until I find
it. It's got to be here somewhere.

1616
01:28:35,190 --> 01:28:36,890
Fine. I'll help you look.

1617
01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:45,950
I found it!

1618
01:28:47,130 --> 01:28:48,130
What? Where was it?

1619
01:28:48,370 --> 01:28:50,950
It was just over there. It must have
fallen off.

1620
01:28:51,370 --> 01:28:52,370
Huh.

1621
01:28:52,890 --> 01:28:54,330
Could have sworn I looked over there.

1622
01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:56,130
And not hard enough, apparently.

1623
01:28:56,490 --> 01:28:57,930
Well, you found that really quickly.

1624
01:28:58,170 --> 01:29:00,590
Enlightened people kind of, you know,
they're highly intuitive.

1625
01:29:00,870 --> 01:29:02,110
Just figuring it out.

1626
01:29:03,090 --> 01:29:04,290
Did you take my watch?

1627
01:29:05,530 --> 01:29:06,530
Yes.

1628
01:29:08,350 --> 01:29:09,990
Hey, it's okay.

1629
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:12,690
What? I know you took my watch.

1630
01:29:14,170 --> 01:29:18,730
What? Come on, nobody can sleep through
that, and you are anything but quiet.

1631
01:29:18,970 --> 01:29:22,870
I saw you looking at your watch all day,
going in circles, eating all of my food.

1632
01:29:23,230 --> 01:29:27,310
Hey, you stole my watch. I'll steal both
of them next time. What if I had thrown

1633
01:29:27,310 --> 01:29:28,310
it away?

1634
01:29:28,330 --> 01:29:29,450
I didn't think you would.

1635
01:29:29,830 --> 01:29:31,730
And if you did, I got a backup.

1636
01:29:32,050 --> 01:29:33,250
You're not funny at all.

1637
01:29:33,470 --> 01:29:34,490
Yeah, a little bit.

1638
01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:38,230
If it really bothers you so much, I'll
get rid of it.

1639
01:29:39,530 --> 01:29:41,930
Would you be willing to get rid of your
metal detector?

1640
01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:43,310
No way.

1641
01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:46,470
Fine, keep them. But next time I get to
eat your dessert.

1642
01:29:47,030 --> 01:29:49,570
Deal. My watch will probably tell me not
to eat it anyway.

1643
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:12,720
Have you seen my watch charger?

1644
01:30:13,620 --> 01:30:14,620
No.

1645
01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:25,880
And thus ended the great watch debacle.

1646
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:30,060
I was being a punk, sure. I couldn't let
her have all the fun. But let's wrap

1647
01:30:30,060 --> 01:30:33,980
this up, shall we? We are approaching
the end of our trip, sadly, and would

1648
01:30:33,980 --> 01:30:35,680
have to part ways after Lisbon.

1649
01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:40,410
are here in the stunning city of Lisbon,
Portugal, where it reminds me a lot of

1650
01:30:40,410 --> 01:30:44,710
San Francisco with the hills, the
trolley, the wind, and the gorgeous

1651
01:30:44,710 --> 01:30:49,170
bridge behind me. And the history here
is quite impressive. But you know what I

1652
01:30:49,170 --> 01:30:53,810
love most about Portugal are the people.
They always have such a friendly smile.

1653
01:30:54,190 --> 01:30:56,870
So we were finally on the last leg of
our adventure.

1654
01:30:57,130 --> 01:31:02,390
So much travel, so many different
hotels, and so many room numbers.

1655
01:31:06,890 --> 01:31:08,050
Oh, good God.

1656
01:31:08,490 --> 01:31:09,910
Things not working out with Arnold?

1657
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:14,090
No, great. I just thought this was my
room.

1658
01:31:14,430 --> 01:31:15,950
You don't know where your room is, huh?

1659
01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:20,450
You know how many hotel rooms we've been
in and how many cities? You can go to

1660
01:31:20,450 --> 01:31:23,990
the front desk and figure it out,
though. No, I'm finding Arnold.

1661
01:31:25,170 --> 01:31:26,530
Hey, is everything okay?

1662
01:31:26,830 --> 01:31:28,890
I can't find my room.

1663
01:31:29,510 --> 01:31:30,510
Reggie?

1664
01:31:31,710 --> 01:31:32,710
Do you need something?

1665
01:31:33,290 --> 01:31:35,910
No, I'm fine. I just don't know where my
room is.

1666
01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:37,440
Have fun.

1667
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,660
Thank you.

1668
01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:42,060
Come on.

1669
01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:43,100
Oh, look.

1670
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:46,120
I wrote the number of the room right
here on the key sleeve.

1671
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:56,520
I feel like San Francisco almost copied
from Lisbon. I think the bridge may be

1672
01:31:56,520 --> 01:32:00,260
in San Francisco. Yeah, the Golden Gate
Bridge. How do you say a Lisbon person?

1673
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,400
Lisboa.

1674
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:05,380
Lisboa. Yeah, I like the cuisine and
also the architecture and everything

1675
01:32:05,380 --> 01:32:08,680
around. This arch and the architecture.

1676
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:12,140
That looks like a traditional costume.
You want to go over there and give them

1677
01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:13,180
a hug? How you doing?

1678
01:32:13,620 --> 01:32:15,240
Oh my God, there you are.

1679
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:20,640
Isn't it a little hot in there? Of
course it's hot, yeah. You'll be hot all

1680
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:24,700
day to make people smile. I love people
like you. You're my type of person. I

1681
01:32:24,700 --> 01:32:25,840
can tell you. It's so great.

1682
01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:30,880
I'm not sure what I expected out of this
last leg of the trip, but what did

1683
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,060
happen was more than I could have hoped
for.

1684
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:37,540
Don't fall on your head. I've got to
take this.

1685
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,780
What's up? I can't believe I'm going to
say this.

1686
01:32:41,020 --> 01:32:42,540
You went shark diving and you lost an
arm?

1687
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,690
Arnold lost an arm. He lost a leg. No.

1688
01:32:44,990 --> 01:32:45,990
Arnold turned vegan.

1689
01:32:46,270 --> 01:32:47,810
You're fighting over your love of meat.

1690
01:32:48,370 --> 01:32:50,290
Something's wrong with you. I am
anything.

1691
01:32:50,810 --> 01:32:52,190
All right, I'm out of guesses. What's
up?

1692
01:32:53,810 --> 01:32:54,850
I'm in love with Arnold.

1693
01:32:56,390 --> 01:32:57,690
Did you just say the L word?

1694
01:32:58,210 --> 01:33:02,070
Yeah, I can't believe it. You know how
hard it is for me to open my heart.

1695
01:33:02,290 --> 01:33:03,530
It's only happened twice in your life.

1696
01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:06,270
Jim, Christian, and now Arnold.

1697
01:33:06,610 --> 01:33:08,950
Yeah. Why does his name have to be
Arnold?

1698
01:33:09,210 --> 01:33:11,030
Stop. Have you told him?

1699
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,660
No, that's the hard part.

1700
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:15,280
He has to say it first. Yeah, good call.
Careful.

1701
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:16,520
Love's a funny thing.

1702
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:20,000
You think you're in love, then they
don't turn their socks right side out

1703
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,040
when they put them in the laundry.

1704
01:33:21,260 --> 01:33:25,640
What? Can I give you some advice for,
you know, after Arnold tells you he

1705
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:29,580
loves you? You are so much better at
relationships than me. Don't marry him.

1706
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:32,520
Why? You should only get married for the
kids.

1707
01:33:32,740 --> 01:33:36,760
Stop taking a romance out of this
amazing moment in my life.

1708
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,620
You think you love all these tiny
quirks, then all of a sudden he's

1709
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:43,520
farting on you all night long. You
fantasize about getting a divorce. Then

1710
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:44,478
you want to be a lesbian.

1711
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,280
Kat, you've got to stop projecting on
me.

1712
01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:51,060
I mean, this is the biggest emotional
step I've taken in a long while.

1713
01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,580
I'm sorry. This pandemic is getting to
me.

1714
01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:56,260
Being with the same person 24-7.

1715
01:33:56,620 --> 01:33:57,620
Especially a man.

1716
01:33:58,100 --> 01:33:59,160
Stop. Sorry.

1717
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:03,700
All right. I better get back to him.
We're in this amazing city of Lisbon,

1718
01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:06,100
staying at this great hotel, Terrell.
Take a picture.

1719
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,320
Can't wait to meet him in 10 years when
this quarantine is over.

1720
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:15,620
Are you enjoying the ice cream?

1721
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:16,960
So good.

1722
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:20,120
So you would say you love it.

1723
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:23,680
Definitely some of the best I've had.

1724
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:25,500
I love it.

1725
01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:29,340
Oh, good.

1726
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,500
Glad we got some.

1727
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:38,540
So many tiles go into making this
building. Yeah, a lot of love went into

1728
01:34:38,540 --> 01:34:40,720
it. A lot of work, but totally worth it.

1729
01:34:41,340 --> 01:34:42,500
So you love it?

1730
01:34:44,580 --> 01:34:45,580
It's great.

1731
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,420
This is interesting neon art.

1732
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,300
Lovely. Do you love it?

1733
01:34:54,380 --> 01:34:56,440
Yeah, I think it would look great on a
wall.

1734
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:04,800
What's going on?

1735
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:10,700
It's just that I just got a text from my
sister.

1736
01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:20,300
What's happening? What did she say?

1737
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,440
She's coming to Portugal.

1738
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,620
Oh my gosh, that's great.

1739
01:35:27,160 --> 01:35:28,380
Or not.

1740
01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:33,120
Yeah, no, it's going to be great. I want
to see her. I thought she was staying

1741
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:34,120
locked down for COVID.

1742
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:35,760
She was.

1743
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:37,680
What made her change her mind?

1744
01:35:38,220 --> 01:35:39,240
She wants to meet you.

1745
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:41,680
Wow.

1746
01:35:42,420 --> 01:35:43,840
Can't believe that got out of her house.

1747
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:45,460
Kind of a lot of pressure.

1748
01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:46,760
No, you'll be fine.

1749
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,660
Yeah, I'm sure I'll love her.

1750
01:35:57,380 --> 01:35:58,740
I feel like we've grown a lot.

1751
01:35:59,020 --> 01:36:01,540
trip. Yeah, it's been great and I'm so
glad you came.

1752
01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:03,480
Kind of sad it's all going to be over.

1753
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:08,160
I love the show and I love traveling,
but not a late night show.

1754
01:36:08,620 --> 01:36:12,800
No, and I feel so ungrateful saying
that, you know? Talk about how grateful

1755
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,920
you are for it every day.

1756
01:36:14,620 --> 01:36:16,160
But, dream's a dream.

1757
01:36:17,140 --> 01:36:19,000
Yeah. You never know what could happen.

1758
01:36:19,460 --> 01:36:21,900
And hey, I get to meet your sister
tomorrow.

1759
01:36:22,220 --> 01:36:23,220
How great is that?

1760
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:36,920
I can't. Don't call me that. I hate
that. I know. It's a pleasure to meet

1761
01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:40,160
you. Oh, good, firm hug.

1762
01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:41,380
Works out.

1763
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:44,420
The magical phase, sort of.

1764
01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:47,980
Thanks. Good to meet you, Arnie. It's
Arnold.

1765
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:49,480
Arnie didn't work out.

1766
01:36:49,980 --> 01:36:51,540
Well, that's a point against you.

1767
01:36:52,420 --> 01:36:54,100
Dad. We're sorry.

1768
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:03,580
What are your intentions with my sister?

1769
01:37:05,020 --> 01:37:06,020
She's joking.

1770
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:08,020
You know, she's really funny, right?

1771
01:37:08,860 --> 01:37:09,860
So funny.

1772
01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:23,340
Speaking of which, Marsha used to
interview our parents' friends. Everyone

1773
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:24,960
thought she was so funny and clever.

1774
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:26,540
She's weird.

1775
01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:27,900
I know.

1776
01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:33,140
Okay, you guys have some fun here. Okay,
I have to go up to the room. I forgot

1777
01:37:33,140 --> 01:37:35,920
something. You gonna go rub that weird
claw thing on your head?

1778
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:37,640
Maybe. Uh-huh.

1779
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:43,580
So seriously, what are your intentions?

1780
01:37:44,040 --> 01:37:46,380
Then came the interrogation. Share a
bathroom?

1781
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:48,500
Yes. Do you do your own laundry?

1782
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:50,280
I can.

1783
01:37:50,420 --> 01:37:53,480
Do you turn your socks right side out
before you put them in the laundry? Of

1784
01:37:53,480 --> 01:37:54,480
course.

1785
01:37:55,460 --> 01:37:57,000
Do you do weird things in your sleep?

1786
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:00,060
I don't know, because I'm sleeping.

1787
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:01,980
Can you cook? You do the dishes?

1788
01:38:02,380 --> 01:38:03,620
Clean kitchen is very important.

1789
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:04,900
How do you feel about astrology?

1790
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:09,240
Nothing. I like it. I think they're just
making it all up. Are you lying right

1791
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:11,000
now? Because if not, you should marry me
instead.

1792
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:13,100
No.

1793
01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:17,240
No, you won't marry me, or no, you're
not lying?

1794
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:19,440
Both.

1795
01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:22,000
Aren't you married?

1796
01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:25,120
Yeah, that was the task.

1797
01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:33,260
Sorry. Yeah, I've got to take this real
quick. Who is it?

1798
01:38:34,340 --> 01:38:37,080
It's just work stuff.

1799
01:38:38,060 --> 01:38:39,060
I'll be right back.

1800
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:40,240
Hey.

1801
01:38:40,860 --> 01:38:41,860
Yeah.

1802
01:38:43,140 --> 01:38:49,340
What did you do to him?

1803
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:53,000
Nothing. He's on a work call. What's
with the air quotes?

1804
01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:55,360
He hesitated when I asked what it was.

1805
01:38:55,900 --> 01:38:57,180
Are you sure he's not married?

1806
01:38:57,460 --> 01:39:00,600
I assume so. I never asked him. Always
ask.

1807
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:06,500
Kat, you've got to stop. I know you want
to protect me, okay, but it's a fine

1808
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:09,680
line between protecting and sabotaging
my relationship.

1809
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:11,140
I'm not sabotaging.

1810
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:13,120
What did you do, grill him?

1811
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:15,600
Isn't that why you went to the bathroom?

1812
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:18,040
Yeah, so?

1813
01:39:19,500 --> 01:39:20,478
He's great.

1814
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:22,820
So great, in fact, I asked him to marry
me.

1815
01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:25,060
What? It was a test.

1816
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:26,159
He passed.

1817
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,840
He said no. I hope so.

1818
01:39:28,380 --> 01:39:30,620
Would you fly here just to judge him?

1819
01:39:32,100 --> 01:39:33,100
What do you think?

1820
01:39:34,580 --> 01:39:35,920
He could be great for you.

1821
01:39:36,380 --> 01:39:37,380
But maybe not.

1822
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:42,300
That's the worst advice I've ever heard
of. He's sweet, and he totally adores

1823
01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:45,340
you, but you guys are living in a
fantasy world. You're just going from

1824
01:39:45,340 --> 01:39:49,140
hotel to hotel, and everything's paid
for. What happens when real life hits?

1825
01:39:49,260 --> 01:39:50,380
It's very different.

1826
01:39:50,660 --> 01:39:53,120
Well, maybe this is the life that I'll
have, and it'll continue.

1827
01:39:54,190 --> 01:39:58,210
I've seen you open your heart and have
it get broken. I know you love him, but

1828
01:39:58,210 --> 01:40:00,510
that's only going to make it harder if
this doesn't work out.

1829
01:40:00,890 --> 01:40:05,970
Don't say anything until you're real
life tested and until you find out what

1830
01:40:05,970 --> 01:40:07,230
that phone call is all about.

1831
01:40:09,310 --> 01:40:10,269
All right, cool.

1832
01:40:10,270 --> 01:40:11,270
Yeah, I'll talk to you later.

1833
01:40:12,870 --> 01:40:14,830
Marsha, you go in. I'll be right there.
Okay.

1834
01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:17,750
Hello.

1835
01:40:19,090 --> 01:40:22,150
I just love the Portuguese food. This
restaurant looks amazing.

1836
01:40:22,980 --> 01:40:24,120
He'll know what I mean.

1837
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,980
Okay, and tell him to please, please
keep quiet. I don't want him to know

1838
01:40:28,980 --> 01:40:32,200
anything until we're... I gotta go. Bye.

1839
01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:35,920
Tell me what's going on right now or so
help me, I will kick you in the balls.

1840
01:40:36,820 --> 01:40:39,200
You shouldn't have told me that. Now I'm
just gonna defend myself.

1841
01:40:39,500 --> 01:40:40,500
It's not funny.

1842
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:41,900
Where's Marsha?

1843
01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:44,600
Checking out the restaurant. You have
three seconds to tell me what's going

1844
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:47,260
on. Good, because I need your opinion on
something.

1845
01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:50,240
It's a little late.

1846
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,620
I'll try to come back tomorrow.

1847
01:40:57,040 --> 01:41:00,800
What is going on? Every time I leave the
two of you guys, he's gone.

1848
01:41:01,020 --> 01:41:02,020
You can tell him.

1849
01:41:02,100 --> 01:41:03,079
Tell him what?

1850
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:04,180
The L word, if you want.

1851
01:41:04,420 --> 01:41:05,420
What? What?

1852
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,560
What did he say?

1853
01:41:06,740 --> 01:41:09,340
Oh, killing me. I can't tell you. Yeah,
you can.

1854
01:41:09,860 --> 01:41:12,800
We'll just pretend he doesn't know. No,
you guys are going out for a nice

1855
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:14,060
dinner. He has a surprise.

1856
01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:15,478
And it is awesome.

1857
01:41:15,480 --> 01:41:17,380
Oh, come on. Why did he tell you?

1858
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:18,960
I threatened to kick him in the balls.

1859
01:41:19,620 --> 01:41:21,240
You've got to stop doing that. It
worked.

1860
01:41:21,780 --> 01:41:22,358
Come on.

1861
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:23,299
Come on.

1862
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:24,300
Get ready.

1863
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:25,400
Really good.

1864
01:41:29,030 --> 01:41:30,030
You're welcome.

1865
01:41:30,190 --> 01:41:31,350
Hello. Hi.

1866
01:41:31,690 --> 01:41:33,930
Yes, everybody's there. Thank you.
Enjoy.

1867
01:41:34,150 --> 01:41:37,750
Tell me. I want to know this. I've been
waiting for so long.

1868
01:41:37,970 --> 01:41:39,710
Okay. I know you don't love Martin.

1869
01:41:40,810 --> 01:41:44,530
That's putting it lightly. You love
doing this show, but it's not your

1870
01:41:44,530 --> 01:41:45,530
dream.

1871
01:41:45,790 --> 01:41:49,630
I was thinking maybe I could help you
get your dream back.

1872
01:41:50,630 --> 01:41:51,690
A late night show?

1873
01:41:51,890 --> 01:41:53,110
That is your dream, right?

1874
01:41:54,670 --> 01:41:55,670
Yeah.

1875
01:41:55,830 --> 01:41:57,230
That's so sweet, but...

1876
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:01,960
Hollywood and most of the world think
I'm old. Have you seen some of the men

1877
01:42:01,960 --> 01:42:03,360
that do late night? I'm a woman.

1878
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:05,460
Have you seen any of them?

1879
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,500
That's true, but they also would say a
woman like you couldn't do a show like

1880
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:13,760
this. And an American Abroad is killing
me. Yeah, but I have a contract and I

1881
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:14,579
have no time.

1882
01:42:14,580 --> 01:42:17,100
We can do the show, the late night show,
in Amsterdam.

1883
01:42:17,620 --> 01:42:21,580
And then when we're shooting an American
Abroad, we can go to the best rock and

1884
01:42:21,580 --> 01:42:25,620
roll clubs and shoot your late night
show. All I want to do is interview.

1885
01:42:25,940 --> 01:42:26,940
Totally.

1886
01:42:27,260 --> 01:42:32,020
But it costs money, and I spent all my
savings when I put the crew on a yacht

1887
01:42:32,020 --> 01:42:33,020
to Patmos.

1888
01:42:33,060 --> 01:42:34,100
We don't need your money.

1889
01:42:35,620 --> 01:42:36,940
I want to fund your show.

1890
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:39,120
What?

1891
01:42:42,460 --> 01:42:47,200
Arnold, you can't quit your job. I am so
sick of legal work. I will happily give

1892
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,200
that up.

1893
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:52,920
Look, I know a lot of people, and I've
made a lot of calls and run all the

1894
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:56,600
numbers. I mean, why do you think I've
been dodging you on my phone for the

1895
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:57,600
past week?

1896
01:42:59,060 --> 01:43:00,160
Are you serious?

1897
01:43:01,700 --> 01:43:03,420
I'm as serious as I am about you.

1898
01:43:06,460 --> 01:43:07,700
I love you, Marsha.

1899
01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:11,940
Oh, my God.

1900
01:43:12,940 --> 01:43:14,100
Arnold, I love Diego.

1901
01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:19,100
Excuse me. Oh, my God.

1902
01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:22,080
You know what? Can we get a bottle of
champagne?

1903
01:43:22,480 --> 01:43:23,480
What kind of champagne?

1904
01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:24,820
Your finest.

1905
01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:27,740
Okay. Second finest, please.

1906
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,000
Very well.

1907
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:30,760
That's why I have savings and you don't.

1908
01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:35,880
To your late night show. To our late
night show.

1909
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:41,000
So that was it.

1910
01:43:41,160 --> 01:43:44,920
We produced and delivered the first
episode of her dream show.

1911
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,640
And we did it in one of her favorite
locations.

1912
01:43:48,650 --> 01:43:49,650
South Africa.

1913
01:43:50,550 --> 01:43:55,810
Welcome to Bright Lights Late Night. I'm
your host, Marcia Kimpton. Let's get

1914
01:43:55,810 --> 01:43:56,810
this party started.

1915
01:43:57,270 --> 01:44:01,350
It was great getting to see her shine.
She got to do interviews with artists

1916
01:44:01,350 --> 01:44:06,310
and musicians and writers and other
people who just love to create, make the

1917
01:44:06,310 --> 01:44:10,710
world a better place. And I got to have
a part in that and spend my life with

1918
01:44:10,710 --> 01:44:13,370
her while she did it. What more could I
ask for?

1919
01:44:15,660 --> 01:44:18,900
I've had this dream for a very, very
long time.

1920
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:24,780
And my dream was always is to showcase
artists, because I'm an artist. And it

1921
01:44:24,780 --> 01:44:30,120
shows that there are no boundaries
between race, culture, religion,

1922
01:44:30,340 --> 01:44:34,220
nothing. We are all united through the
arts, and it's eternal.

1923
01:44:34,500 --> 01:44:36,060
So let's end with some music.

1924
01:44:45,150 --> 01:44:46,670
Thank you.